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#1
Okay, i can't see anyone believin the next sentence (because i wouldn't) but its true. My mate needs to collect 10 romantic roses are red violets are blue poems before valentines day and his internet has broken, being the loyal (drunken) friend that i am, i offered to help.

i succesfully came up with .. . .none, so if you guys could give me any ideas, please do. (i accept random amusing ones as well!)
#2
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your friend said no
So i'll settle for you
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


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#4
Roses are red
Violets are blue
is that a fart
oh no it's a poo
if you can't be a good example
be a bad warning


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#5
Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's what they tell me
Because I'm blind
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#6
^rofl.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
you look like shit
and you smell like it too
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#9
Roses are red,
Violets are green,
I feel down the stairs
and ruptured my spleen.
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#11
Roses are red
violets are blue
I'll whip your ass
And pork it too
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#12
Roses are red,
So is my blood,
I hate myself,
I'm Emo for good.

EDIT: Admittedly that was apalling but there had to be an Emo one eventually.
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#13
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i've seen the prettiest girl ever,
and it's not you!

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#14
roses are red
violets are blue
i screwd your mum
and liked it too
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#15
roses are red
violets are blue
my name is hitler
**** you you're a jew
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
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#16
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roses are red
violets are blue
my name is hitler
**** you you're a jew


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've just shot you
And im gonna stab you too


Die in hell.
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech
#17
Quote by BassistGal
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've just shot you
And im gonna stab you too


Die in hell.




I think someones offended.
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#18
LOL! u guys r amazin. not quite as romantic as i could have hoped, but it could be just as funny seeing my mate crash and burn.

i dont actually know why he needs 10. maybe like a test of love or sumthin (so obviusly it ends up me doin the leg work) but he didn't say why ten, i presume thats just what she asked for.
#20
Roses are red,
Violets are bitchin',
What was that woman?
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
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#21
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm a coprophiliac,
Can I eat your poo?


Violets are blue,
Roses are red.
I hate your guts,
and I wish you were dead.


Roses are red,
Pansies are pink.
Your looks are improving,
Buy me another drink.
#22
Quote by CobenBlack
LOL! u guys r amazin. not quite as romantic as i could have hoped, but it could be just as funny seeing my mate crash and burn.

i dont actually know why he needs 10. maybe like a test of love or sumthin (so obviusly it ends up me doin the leg work) but he didn't say why ten, i presume thats just what she asked for.


Their really easy to make, just make sure that the last word in the last line would end with something like: Do, To,You, Goo,Boo Etc.

As in:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna marry you
Please say 'I do'.


See, easy?
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech
#23
Roses are red
Grass is green
I like your legs
And what's in between
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#24
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your eyes are beautiful,
Just like your boobs.

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#25
roses are red
violets are blue
i copied your homework
and i flunked too
Too cool for a signature.
#26
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you don't put out
I will dropkick you.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#27
Got another one (My fourth one i think)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna get in bed
How about you?
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech
#28
Quote by BassistGal
Got another one (My fourth one i think)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna get in bed
How about you?



A little editing here and there...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I NEED SEX
How about you?
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#29
Violets and roses,
Both beautiful shades.
I anally raped you,
and now I have aids.
#30
Quote by JamieB
A little editing here and there...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I NEED SEX
How about you?


haha

Just thought about it too
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech
#31
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZ0R!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!


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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#32
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Violets and roses,
Both beautiful shades.
I anally raped you,
and now I have aids.






Roses are red
Violets are blue
My **** is massive?
So is yours too.
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#33
Quote by JamieB
Roses are red
Grass is green
I like your legs
And what's in between



lol

roses are red
violets are blue
i wish i was better at guitar
but i know im better than you
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#34
Roses are blue
Violets are red
I'm rubbish with colours
But I'm great in bed


Roses are red,
Violets are bitchin',
What was that woman?
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!


Those two were the best. I'll contribute in the most un-funny, predictable way:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poems write you!
#35
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
My **** is massive?
So is yours too.



I was going to make one just like that, but with balls
Quote by p o e
lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#36
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Those two were the best. I'll contribute in the most un-funny, predictable way:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poems write you!



AWESOME
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech
#38
Quote by dave_c2k2
Roses are red,
Violets are green,
I feel down the stairs
and ruptured my spleen.



The best by far, would've been funnier if you said violets are blue, making it not rhyme, thus making it funnier.
#39
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your mom is on fire
Your house is too.
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech
#40
roses are purple
violets like poo
if you say my poem sucks
i'll probably sue
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