#1
I have to bring in lyrics to a love song for Wellness class. The only problem is that I can't think of any love songs that aren't completely corny and/or really, really bad. Can any of you help me?
With a name like Yakult, it has to be good. Vote Yakult.

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#3
Coldplay - yellow
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#8
Stand Inside Your Love-Smashing Pumpkins

good song
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#9
wonderful tonight - Eric Clapton
Guitars:
Parkwood PW320M
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Epiphone C-40 willie nelson signature
Squier Strat
Some beat up acoustic from '68

Amps:
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Effects:
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#11
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Nights in white satin - The moody blues

If you don't like that one then you don't like any oldie/love song


true dat

little wing - jimi hendrix
#12
About A Girl - Nirvana
Wonderwall - Oasis (it cant be corny if it dont make sense)
Like Being Stoned - Screaming Trees
Diamond Sea - Sonic Youth
#13
wake up- coheed and cambria
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#16
The Barney Theme Song.

"I love you, you love me, I forget the words in this scene.."
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I love you greendayguitar
In a non- gay, awkward-man-hug way
#17
The Cure - Pictures of You
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#18
Layla, bell bottom blues, wonderful tonight --- clapton. life without you -- SRV. the lemon song --- led zep
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#19
Jesus Christ, I love doing this....

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1. In An Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin And Violated By Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism And Desanctifying The Pious

Dark are these halls
and the air that the prisoners breathe tastes so putrid...
So malevolent that it would make even the most immune
feel very nauseous from the very first gasp of air...

Such is the sickening Hail of this pit...
Known to someone as Hell...
Halls of Torture, Eternal Lair of Stillness
where moments of torture feel as mercy itself

Perpetual Monotony

"vomit...flesh...blood...murder...bodies...
ruler...tyrant...obey him"

Fixed Helpless onto these rotting walls
the doomed await the coming torment...

Inhaling the upsetting scent of corpses
and the repulsing smell of sulphur
arising from the pits below their very feet...

Vomiting their lungs out
hoping to die
but they wont...

The master enters his torture chamber
his minions wait for his commands
helpless prisoners moan of fear

everyone the master considered to be tortured,
were tortured, some of them died, some didn't
one day he?ll come back again to torment the
ones he doesn't appreciate

Torture Jew:
Burn swastikas onto his skin 1000 and 1 times with
this burning hot marking iron
-So I shall burn swastikas onto his skin 1000 and 1
times with this burning hot marking iron

Torture priest:
Boil him in 1000-degree hot excrement
-I shall boil him in 1000-degree hot excrement
Penetrate his virgin ass with satan-shaped phallus
-I shall penetrate his virgin ass with S-S phallus

Torture Jehovah:
Tear down his kingdom and destroy his minions
-I shall tear down his kingdom and destroy his minions
Convert his followers or kill them if they resist
-I shall convert his followers or kill them if they resist

Torture Martin Luther:
Destroy his life work and rip all his skin slowly
-I shall destroy his life work and rip all his skin slowly
Beat him and impose thoughts of an anti-christian world on him
-I shall beat him and impose thoughts of an anti-christian world on him

Torture Allah:
Burn down Mecca and feed him all muslims
-I shall burn down Mecca and feed him all muslims

Torture Hindu:
Stick your hand into his anus and pull out his
guts, then feed him with the holy cow
-I shall stick my hand into his anus and pull out
his guts, then feed him with the holy cow

Torture Martin Luther King:
Break His Bones
-I shall Break his bones
Cut off his penis
-I shall cut off his penis
Cut off his tongue
-I shall cut off his tongue
Burn "White Power" onto his forehead
-I shall burn "White Power" onto his forehead

Torture Lars Levi Lestadius:
Incinerate his offspring
-I shall...
Grind his bones while he still breathes and feed
them to Saint Paul
-I shall...

Torture Saint Paul:
Make him blind again and feed him his eyes
-I shall...

Torture all:
Vomit on everyone, Crush everyone's bones
Rape everyone, Burn everyone
post-mortem for everyone
-I shall.....

everyone left alive still wait for the next time.
the waiting is even more horrid than the torture
itself.

one of the dead corpses still commits an act of diarrhoea

one of the hanging bodies still bleed a mixture of excrements and blood
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#20
Thats not even funny ^^
Bands like that deserve to choke on their own vomit. (Which im sure they'd be glad to)

Anyway, Wasting Love by Iron Maiden and Love is only A feeling by The Darkness = Awesome!
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When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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#21
Everlong - Foo Fighters

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"Hey Mike, did your mom have a C section when she gave birth to you? Because I wanna make sure she's tight before I bang her."
#22
WHAT IS LOVE, BABY DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE!
(headbang here)
"This is The End, beautiful friend, The End"
#23
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WHAT IS LOVE, BABY DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE!
(headbang here)


What song is that from? Those lyrics seem familiar.
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Goats are like mushrooms.
When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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South Korea should have their Starcraft league members double as military strategists.
#24
Quote by Demonbreed
What song is that from? Those lyrics seem familiar.


What is love by Haddaway, made popular in the film A Night At The Roxbury
"This is The End, beautiful friend, The End"
#26
Quote by pumpkins_rule
The Cure - Pictures of You

Heh, I'm listening to The Pistures of you single right now. You have a good taste in music.


How about The Cure- Lovesong?
I'm back, you douchebags.
#27
rosie -jackson brown
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#29
smashing pumpkins.
tonight, tonight
ava adore
stand inside your love
thirty-three
farewell and goodnight
perfect