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#1
Used the search button and came up with nuttin.

So this thread is for stories about things that have happened or are happening at your school, everything from why some people were arrested to who got shit-faced during class as long as it's funny or entertaining.
#2
This one guy was showing this other guy a switchblade, and they were messin' around with it and it stabbed someone. The two guys got suspended. I have a boring school
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#3
my teacher in business class exclaimed "we are not gonna watch porno in class! go do it at home if you gotta!"
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#4
My school was almost burnt down by some upperclassmen a couple of months ago. A freshman was caught with ingredients to make a bomb, I knew him too. The fire was set in the second floor bathroom but fortunately, it was put out.
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#5
About two weeks ago a bunch of the stoner kids got caught toking it up on the "smoker's trail". One of the kids tried to hit the cop... Bad move... They were only suspended for five days. As you can tell, we have a strict law enforcement around these parts.
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#6
well , llike last week these 2 kids got caught ****ing in a bathroom and thwy asked if they could finish. my school sucks.
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#7
someone broke into my school at night and exploded all the fire extinguishers and we got a day off for it. Soon after someone covered the mens changeroom in kerosene and lit it on fire during school.
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#8
So this guy was just sleeping in class then the teacher said "You're out of the class! Go see your principal"
The guy asked "But what do I say to him. i wasn't doing nothing wrong"

"Exactly, you were doing nothing" answered the teacher

Then he said " FINE' I'LL TELL HIM I DID NOTHING" and then left.

OMg that was so funny. Anyway all this story was in french, so it may not appear funny at all in english...
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#9
my graphic communication teacher tells me to beat other students up because they are stupid.
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#10
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we have a new fingerprint scanner you have to use to buy lunch. there's only like 60 people in my lunch, but me and my friend always wait til the end of the line, and then we miss seventh period. we're so badass.

the thing about my fart that i posted in the 'saying stuff at the wrong time' or whatever it is thread. and, there's a retarded girl in a wheel chair we call Wheelie, and she usually gets pushed by the teacher person that follows her around, but sometimes she pushes herself. one time she was going past us pushing herself and my one friend yelled 'SWEET JESUS, SHE'S FLYING'
#11
in one year, we got two science teachers fired: the first by saying he "touched" a girl, and the second by getting her so mad she fordged a signature on a demerit.
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About two weeks ago a bunch of the stoner kids got caught toking it up on the "smoker's trail". One of the kids tried to hit the cop... Bad move... They were only suspended for five days. As you can tell, we have a strict law enforcement around these parts.

no you don't. at my school, you'd be expelled for the year, and you'd be sent to bellmont pines.
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There was supposedly supposed to be a "Shooting" at our school by some "Gangsters" which never came up. But almost 500 kids were missing from school that day because they thought they were going to get shot.
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no you don't. at my school, you'd be expelled for the year, and you'd be sent to bellmont pines.


I was being sarcastic.
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#15
my friend got caught for stealing, smoking weed, and drinking all in one day, he didn't do it in school though. in school he's crazy though he just tells the teacher to **** off right to his face and our teacher doesnt even care haha
some kid last year lit a trash can full of paper towels on fire and we got to miss like 2 periods standing outside
then theres always the occasional search of every locker in the school, id like to be the searcher, so many kids with raging hormones taping pron to their locker lol
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#16
We used to play a game called Virtual Penis where we did stuff in class we weren't supposed to for points. Something like standing on your chair would be 1 point then you'd get a couple more if you did a star jump or something gay and it eventually evolved into lessons were we jumped from table to table shouting at the teachers(we did it in maths because we always had subs).
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There was supposedly supposed to be a "Shooting" at our school by some "Gangsters" which never came up. But almost 500 kids were missing from school that day because they thought they were going to get shot.



yea well where i live. thats like, a thing people think is gonna happen everywhere. like sum guy got shot at the skatepark 1 day. well. a couple years a go like there was supposed to be a "gang war" at school and people brought guns to school and got caught.dumb people man.
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there was a porno made at my school, it was called Vampire Diaries. Just was released or something like that. go go i win.
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yea well where i live. thats like, a thing people think is gonna happen everywhere. like sum guy got shot at the skatepark 1 day. well. a couple years a go like there was supposed to be a "gang war" at school and people brought guns to school and got caught.dumb people man.



I live in a small redneck town. Nothing ever happens. It's been fine until past few years with all these kids thinking they're bad ass and pretending to be a gangster. They all lie and stuff and say they're from the hood.
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one of the english teachers at my school feels girls boobs (secretly, like he grabs a necklace she might have and says its nice) some kid pissed in another english teachers coke, someone wrote a bombthreat in the bathroom. And couple other kids blew up some dumpsters.
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we get out of the first 5-10mins of 2nd period becuase someone pulls the fire alarm everyday


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#23
there's a school in my city (i dnt go there), and a few years ago, the senior class put an easter egg on their graduation dvd, and it was a porn scene
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#24
my friend put half a bottle of laxatives in the music department's coffee jug once
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#25
We get off by making teachers cry, making them go on stress leave or never teach at our school again, other then that...not much.
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#26
I had a teacher that would chase coins if you rolled them on the floor. Im a poor man because of her
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I live in a small redneck town. Nothing ever happens. It's been fine until past few years with all these kids thinking they're bad ass and pretending to be a gangster. They all lie and stuff and say they're from the hood.

if you weren't from new york, i'd ask you if you go to my school or something.
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some kid beat off into the salad dressing every day at lunch for like a week before he was caught. he did this before lunch, so people actually ate it, unknowingly. I think he was suspended or something
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#31
I lived next to columbine during the shootings that was wierd
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#32
One time this year some skank cut her wrists for attention and when the principal was taking her to the ambulance or whatever she kicked him in the balls she got kicked out for like a week

Another time theymade a"hitlist" of 20 ppl or so ..

I'm a senior this year and when i was in the 8th grade one of my friends wiped his ass with the music teachers flute and some jahovahs ( that was a horrible attempt to spell it but whatever) witness told on him like a bitch lol.


My school sucks and is nothing but redneck sister ****ing skanks me and the 10 ppl i can stand to hang out with chill at break trying to point out 5 ppl who look like they took a bath... its sad
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#33
someone at my school got caught with a hitlist. What is the point of a hitlist? If you have to remember to kill me by writting down my name you aren't that motivated
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#35
In like 6th grade one of the bathrooms caught on fire cause someone was trying to smoke in secret.. My school also got broken into about 2 years ago and some kids stole a bunch of computer stuff, and just recently some people punched some holes in these barrels of tar that were supposed to be for our new track and got it all over the place. Yeah, people hate my school.
#36
ummm this is going to sound bad but


a 300 pound fat kid ****ed a retarded girl in the bathroom and then they got suspended for a couple of months

my friend was smoking weed outside of the auto tech classroom and all the princepals and shit came out so he ran all the way around the school to go into the other door and they were still standing there and he got busted
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#37
I could fill a whole page with the **** we pulled in school. Well, first we had this thing called bag-tagging or nut chucking, with was whenever you got the change, you'd rail someone in the balls, like a backhand with just your knuckles. Stupid, yes; pointless, yes; great way to make school more exciting, yes. It finally got so bad that the AP Mr. Knudson, called all the boys to the cafeteria to tell us they banned it. It was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen, as soon as all of us were in there, he says "Now boys, I know touching your genitals is fun, but you need to stop touching everyone else's." We all started geeking out while he gives us this halfhour speech.

There was pretty much the whole highschool burning in the bathrooms, Everyday after lunch my friend Karl and I would break into the old janitor's closet and smoke two joints. And then there was the art room. I couldn't tell you how many times I've boned in that room after class, not to mention fingering my girlfriend almost every day in class. I'd be in up to the knuckles and she would be twitching everywhere, grabbing my leg. I remember one day after art, I went to take a dump and when I pull down my pants there's a big hand print on my thigh.

What you also have to understand about this is my school is small, very small, my graduating class was 43.
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#38
My school sucks for this sort of thing.

Recently there was a lot of anxiety because there are some potsmokers in our year who are close to being expelled but they won't be because of warnings they have **** themselves.

The funniest thing though was when during an assembly on the last day, with a bunch of people leaving the school for gap year, a guy in a vagina costume ran through the hall screaming and ran right up the stage and ran away. About 15 seconds later 5 guys dressed up in penises burst in and shouted 'Where'd it go!?'

It was so funny because the head of our year was so pissed and they didn't care at all.
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My school sucks for this sort of thing.

Recently there was a lot of anxiety because there are some potsmokers in our year who are close to being expelled but they won't be because of warnings they have **** themselves.

The funniest thing though was when during an assembly on the last day, with a bunch of people leaving the school for gap year, a guy in a vagina costume ran through the hall screaming and ran right up the stage and ran away. About 15 seconds later 5 guys dressed up in penises burst in and shouted 'Where'd it go!?'

It was so funny because the head of our year was so pissed and they didn't care at all.



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This one time, my sister brang a knife to school.
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