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#1
Today i took a 2 hour nap and it was awesome, oh god its the best feeling in the world waking up from a nap. Who here likes naps?
#2
Sleeping sucks.
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#4
I love naps, i hate sleeping at night. i stay up late and then go to school, come home and crash for a few hours. a beautiful system if i do say so.
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#5
Naps > all.

Seriously. I just woke up an hour ago after a 2 hour nap. It just feels so amazing.

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#7
i nap in school all the time. history= naps, spanish=naps alg2=naps i s tay awake in LA because of hot chicks, same with chem, and wrestling because you cant sleep there.
#8
computer science class is hella boring, so i usually take half an hour nap until the attendence sheet comes around, failproof learning.
#9
i slept through ninth grade. like seriously, my teachers made a slideshow of pictures they took of my while i was asleep. pretty tight
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#13
naps are sooo sexy. i would rather nap than do just about anything. just about anything
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#14
<3 naps.

Have you ever taken a nap in a massage chair and woken up with an erection, and the Brookstone employee is giving you funny looks? Man, they never let me in that place again.
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<3 naps.

Have you ever taken a nap in a massage chair and woken up with an erection, and the Brookstone employee is giving you funny looks? Man, they never let me in that place again.


I can picture that happening in my mall. Naps have the power to do just about anything. Maybe take over the world?
#18
Just today I jerked it and fell asleep four 5 hours or so. Now I'm ****ed for English, but I'll get to it eventually. Naps actually screw me over a lot, and I feel awful when you wake up, but at the time they're awesome.
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#20
Naps are horrible. I feel like shit when I wake up, and I totally lose track of my daily biological schedule. screw naps.
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#21
do you ever have those awesome naps where you take one and then you don't wake up and you end up sleeping all night and getting like 15 hours of sleep?


i dig the hell out of those
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#22
My English Silent Reading class is a good time for naps too...I always knew that thick book would help me in class....as a pillow.
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do you ever have those awesome naps where you take one and then you don't wake up and you end up sleeping all night and getting like 15 hours of sleep?


i dig the hell out of those

thats not a nap thats a coma. But yeah those kick ass real hard. I like napping later in the day for like 2-3 hours then getting up eating dinner then going back to sleep. I feel pretty refreshed after a good nap though.
#25
coma or nap. dude, i love them. the best naps are stoned naps though, cause you are out like a light.
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#28
I love naps because when you wake up all you wanna do is go back to sleep, and you feel refreshed and ready to take on something new... like sit on the couch and watch TV.
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#29
that sucks dude. i think i would probaly be a stammering imbecile without naps. i don't sleep at night so i need naps. they are so sexy.
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#30
Naps are fine but waking up from a nap needs a shower cuz I feel sticky
and disoriented.
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#31
do you guys have to have a special napping place or can you nap anywhere like i can. like i've fallen alseep in al sorts of places
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#32
I'm gonna have to say after sex and/or cranking it naps FTW


Naps own
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#33
I usually take a long nap during the afternoon and stay up late. They feel good but screw up sleeping.
#34
What's wierd is when you wake up from a longer nap (over 1 1/2 hrs) it feels like a new day, which is cool. I've fallen asleep in all sorts of places. I swear to god me and my girlfriend were about to have sex for the first time in the relationship and I was thinking about when I should make my move and I fell asleep.

EDIT: It's cool though cause she woke me up and then we made some lovin'
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#35
stop...you're...all...making me...very sl...*yawn*...leeeeeepyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
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#38
I took a nap in study hall for 1/2 hour, one in Chem for about 15 mins, one when I got home for a 1/2 hour, and another for 2 1/2 hours. I get the bus at 5:30AM.

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