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I have see threads on funny things said about guitars and what not, so what is the funniest thing anyone has said to you about music is general. Today at school a mate of mine was talking about Slayer and i looked through my mtal hammer mag and pointed them out to him and he says to me "oh, Slayers a band? I thought it was a style of music." I laughed my ass off at him.

So anyone delt with someone like this??
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#2
"Well,atleast the music I like is played on actuall instruments" - Me to an a-hole of a person after he said that rock is crap(he likes rap).
#3
Girl wearing a Pink Floyd "Dark Side of The Moon" t-shirt.

Me playing Pink Floyd on my iPod.

She says "Yeah, Pink Floyd is pretty good. I've been meaning to get some of HIS albums...."

****.
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Girl wearing a Pink Floyd "Dark Side of The Moon" t-shirt.

Me playing Pink Floyd on my iPod.

She says "Yeah, Pink Floyd is pretty good. I've been meaning to get some of HIS albums...."

****.



hi, my name is pink.... wtf
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Girl wearing a Pink Floyd "Dark Side of The Moon" t-shirt.

Me playing Pink Floyd on my iPod.

She says "Yeah, Pink Floyd is pretty good. I've been meaning to get some of HIS albums...."

****.


That reminds me, i was talking to a girl one time and she said she loves pink floyd so i started singing Another brick in the wall. and she asked who sing that song. its like their most famous song and she claims she loves them
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Why is everyone so damn elitist it's like you guys have never made a mistake in your entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if you sang it to her and she didn't recognise it maybe you just can't sing!


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That reminds me, i was talking to a girl one time and she said she loves pink floyd so i started singing Another brick in the wall. and she asked who sing that song. its like their most famous song and she claims she loves them


Maybe she recognized it, but couldn't put her finger on what band it was. It happens to me sometimes with some of my favorite bands. Then again, maybe she's just dumb.
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Why is everyone so damn elitist it's like you guys have never made a mistake in your entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if you sang it to her and she didn't recognise it maybe you just can't sing!


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#10
Emo kid in the city: I love punk.
Me: Oh yeh, what bands you into?
Emo: You know, punk bands. Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Ranic at the Disco. All the good punk ones.
Me: *walks away*
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Why? Its not fucking funny.
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#12
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Maybe she recognized it, but couldn't put her finger on what band it was. It happens to me sometimes with some of my favorite bands. Then again, maybe she's just dumb.


She's blonde. enough said. not that i have anything against blondes but she was a stereotype
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Emo kid in the city: I love punk.
Me: Oh yeh, what bands you into?
Emo: You know, punk bands. Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Ranic at the Disco. All the good punk ones.
Me: *walks away*




It'd be funnier if he actually said "ranic"
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Why? Its not fucking funny.


its fun
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"Dude Pink Floyd and the Beatles are shit, Wolfmother are way better and more original" Coming from my old lead guitarist, needless to say i am no longer with that band.
#16
there has been a thread exactly like this before.


anyway, on the last thread one of the kids said "the stupidest thing anyone's told me about music is that one time at my music class this kid (who i hate anyway) started writing me some stupid jazz music, and told that jazz theory enriches everything you'll ever want to play, or something like that. Yeah Right. As soon as I got home i threw the music away. =)"

that was the stupidest thing i've ever heard someone say about music. that kid was a faggot.
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"Dude Pink Floyd and the Beatles are shit, Wolfmother are way better and more original" Coming from my old lead guitarist, needless to say i am no longer with that band.



Wolfmother are excellent,but better then Pink Floyd and Beatles?
Seriously,they come from three different categories and cant be compaired.
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Wolfmother are excellent,but better then Pink Floyd and Beatles?
Seriously,they come from three different categories and cant be compaired.

I agree with that they are good, but better than the beatles and pink floyd Anyone with any taste in music at least recognizes that they are good bands, i dont like the music Led Zep for example produces but i recognize the contribution they made to music. Were as this kid was pretty much saying nothing good ever came out of these 2 bands, the argument over this kept going for a while tho so you dont have the full story i guess.
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I agree with that they are good, but better than the beatles and pink floyd Anyone with any taste in music at least recognizes that they are good bands, i dont like the music Led Zep for example produces but i recognize the contribution they made to music. Were as this kid was pretty much saying nothing good ever came out of these 2 bands, the argument over this kept going for a while tho so you dont have the full story i guess.



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I love you for your maturity.


Being smart are you? or serious? i cant tell over the net anymore
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there has been a thread exactly like this before.


I searched for it and couldnt find it so I assumed it didnt exist
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Being smart are you? or serious? i cant tell over the net anymore


just sig it and take it a a compliment
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#23
one dude told me that led zeppelin was a dude! LOL
and that he was the best guitarist!
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#24
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there has been a thread exactly like this before.


anyway, on the last thread one of the kids said "the stupidest thing anyone's told me about music is that one time at my music class this kid (who i hate anyway) started writing me some stupid jazz music, and told that jazz theory enriches everything you'll ever want to play, or something like that. Yeah Right. As soon as I got home i threw the music away. =)"

that was the stupidest thing i've ever heard someone say about music. that kid was a faggot.

It's true though..... when it comes to jazz lol it doesn't apply to all music because it would make some of it sound like an overworked piece of shit but it definately does enrich chords and sounds


my friend told me that me that my music was hollow (whatever that means) i showed him some Blind Guardian and while he listens to techno lol he told me that techno is all about the music and the words i laughed and said it takes them like 5 minutes to say one word properly
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for our set music test, the teacher gave us a set arangment of sheet music to play, 1 problem...its ****ing flute music. needless to say i was much to lazy to actuly learn the song so me and the other guitarest with me decided to sing and play eye of the tiger, it was really funny, and the teacher got really pissed off. after class the teacher comes up to me and says, "im sorry i got mad at you, those were some very nice JAZZ riffs" i just okwardly stared at her and replied "thats not a jazz riff" and just proceeded to walk out...my elementry music teacher was a moron...
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#26
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"Well,atleast the music I like is played on actuall instruments" - Me to an a-hole of a person after he said that rock is crap(he likes rap).

That isn't funny...

That's just elitist and stupid
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there has been a thread exactly like this before.


anyway, on the last thread one of the kids said "the stupidest thing anyone's told me about music is that one time at my music class this kid (who i hate anyway) started writing me some stupid jazz music, and told that jazz theory enriches everything you'll ever want to play, or something like that. Yeah Right. As soon as I got home i threw the music away. =)"

that was the stupidest thing i've ever heard someone say about music. that kid was a faggot.

I remember a post about that once
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Emo kid in the city: I love punk.
Me: Oh yeh, what bands you into?
Emo: You know, punk bands. Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Ranic at the Disco. All the good punk ones.
Me: *walks away*


emo kids dont listen to those bands.....thats a scene kid.
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one time i asked some guy what bands he likes
he said some newer bands like sublime and older bands like linkin park and ac/dc
i tried to be serious about the thing and just tell him that linkin part is alot newer than sublime
and hes like "no way they musta been playing for at least 15 years."
im like "no"

and later he comes out of nowhere and hes like
"shitt what i meant was led zeppelin not linkin park."

i dont really like any of those bands,
but that kid was a dumbass

ok and also somebody was insisting that bam margera was the guitarist of CKY
even though i dont like them either.....w/e
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ok and also somebody was insisting that bam margera was the guitarist of CKY
even though i dont like them either.....w/e


#35
Apparently the Black Panthers wanted to assasinate Jimi Hendrix because he had played in a band with white people. That's one of the more far out things I've heard.
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I laugh at people who say, old music sucks. like oldies, stuff from before they were born, or when they were young. I hear people say there is no point to old music.

I'm not even going to start to rant on that one.
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I remember a post about that once

If you read carefully you would have noticed that he was talking about that post.
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If you read carefully you would have noticed that he was talking about that post.

I didn't want to seem like a stalker in case he actually meant somebody in real life.
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