#1
I wrote this in friday detention (having to stay an extra 2 hours after school on a FRIDAY). And the 8 hours is how long my school last.


8 hours left to freedom
8 hours left to my own kingdom
8 hours left to my own food
8 hours left till i get a clue
8 hours left before i get baked
8 hours left before i get ripped on shake
8 hours left till i file a report
that says this 8 should be changed to 4
8 hours left till i do nothing
8 hours left till i live like a king
8 hours left till another 2 more
after that ill finally be at my door
#2
Eh, seems to simple
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