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#1
with sploog? this may be the weed/sleep deprivation talking, but have any of the ug consensus ever accitendly 'shoot' yourself? i imagine it might feel very strange...discuss while i shower?
#3
umm this sploog you speak of confuses me. But I didn't accidently shoot myself in the head with a blank bullet in a gun I though was unloaded because some dude on my webcam told me to.
#5
Once my ex gave me a handjob and I was laying backwards too far and it hit me in the face. I got her back later in the relationship by accidentally missing and hitting the pooper and it started to bleed and she cried. A lot.

Ha. Slut.
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Once my ex gave me a handjob and I was laying backwards too far and it hit me in the face. I got her back later in the relationship by accidentally missing and hitting the pooper and it started to bleed and she cried. A lot.

Ha. Slut.



how would that make her a slut?
#7
It truly is amazing how you treat women, you ****ing little prick.
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#8
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how would that make her a slut?


I laughed so hard at that for some reason.
#9
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umm this sploog you speak of confuses me. But I didn't accidently shoot myself in the head with a blank bullet in a gun I though was unloaded because some dude on my webcam told me to.

i dont think he means it like that...
#13
One time I was shaking hands with the bishop, and I somehow managed to shoot myself directly between the eyes. Now I wear goggles .
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#14
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weee~ im reallly hungry n tired..mmmm doritos....


At what point in time did you get blown the **** out?
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That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#16
You been smokin weed boy? Don't make me get ...the belt...

You're totally baked aren't you?
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That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#18
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basically....my dad sucks at hiding it


You mean its your dads weed?
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That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#20
i always getem on my stomach or neck
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#21
thats sick man...

Happy potheads make me wanna start smoking but i won't....I don't have money for it and my parents would beat the living shit out of me and ground me until I moved out.
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That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#25
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weee~ im reallly hungry n tired..mmmm doritos....

Doritos are the ultimate munchies.

I remember one time many years ago when me and a bud were high in our drama class, he called me over, told me to come closer because he wanted to whisper something, and in the funniest possible way he said, "....Doooriiitooos".

It was very unexpected. We were laughing about it for an hour.
#26
One time I splooged on my strat.
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#27
Apperntly a man ejaculates at aproximatly 20 m.p.h, this means when the "sploog" hits any given surface, its weight will increase 20 times, so aproximtly 10 grammes of seamen will equate to 200 grammes, hell, thats like the weight of a large satsuma, or an egg!
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#28
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how would that make her a slut?

No. She was a slut because I spent almost 2 years devoting everything I had to her. Money, time, effort. I did everything for her. And she ended up ****ing 6 guys when I went to school. Trust me, I'm not taking the time to type it all out, but if you were ask any person that went to school with us(besides the 10 she cheated on me with) they would tell you she deserves nothing less than the most painful of deaths.
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#29
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yes, i do mean that...oh the things you do when home alone bored


Your dad smokes weed?
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#30
i think the moral of this story is that everyone needs to smoke weed!!!
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#31
what the longest any one has shot?
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#32
After a date with the biggest crush in my life, it didn't end so well.

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#33
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No. She was a slut because I spent almost 2 years devoting everything I had to her. Money, time, effort. I did everything for her. And she ended up ****ing 6 guys



At the same time!?

Im sorry...
#34
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One time I splooged on my strat.

Did she like it?
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i think the moral of this story is that everyone needs to smoke weed!!!



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#37
This past weekend my boyfriend got it in the back of his car. He forgot about it and the next day it was clear and icky looking.
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#38
Almost hit myself in the face once, went over my left shoulder.
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#39
Went in my eye and stung like a mother****er.
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