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You heard it, folks. It's Valentines day, and I'm feel like giving.

That's why - for one day only - I am going to try and make/get you anything you want, be it a comic, a song or a random picture.

You ask, and I'll be happy to oblige.

And no, JamieB, this does not include sexual favours.
#3
Quote by _Mayday_
And no, JamieB, this does not include sexual favours.


Damn
#5
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If you cut down on these costs students won't learn so well, effecting the "quality"...
#6
Quote by _Mayday_
You heard it, folks. It's Valentines day, and I'm feel like giving.

That's why - for one day only - I am going to try and make/get you anything you want, be it a comic, a song or a random picture.

You ask, and I'll be happy to oblige.

And no, JamieB, this does not include sexual favours.



Well in my eyes, a kiss isn't sexual unless you grab my ****. So I'll have a big long makeout session with tongue involved, that good?

And also I'd like you to write and record me a song called "Oh my sweet potatoes". It must have vocals and guitar at a bare minimum.

I'd also like a picture of you with a black eye

And I want you to make me a comic with smilies from this forum as characters.


Have fun


EDIT: Frenchy, Tom Martin's uploading it for you, but he's gone somewhere for a bit.
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#8
Quote by JamieB
Well in my eyes, a kiss isn't sexual unless you grab my ****. So I'll have a big long makeout session with tongue involved, that good?

And also I'd like you to write and record me a song called "Oh my sweet potatoes". It must have vocals and guitar at a bare minimum.

I'd also like a picture of you with a black eye

And I want you to make me a comic with smilies from this forum as characters.


Have fun


Damn it JamieB, Maydays only human...I think...
Well in that case i want a picture of someone with 3 legs.
Thanks
#9
make me a bowl of crunchy nut, its damn tasty
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We beat you 6-0 you stupid mother ****er.


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#10
Quote by JamieB
Well in my eyes, a kiss isn't sexual unless you grab my ****. So I'll have a big long makeout session with tongue involved, that good?


Will last night not suffice?

Quote by JamieB
And also I'd like you to write and record me a song called "Oh my sweet potatoes". It must have vocals and guitar at a bare minimum.


I can't. My guitar is lacking strings and I dan't have a mic. I will write you a song though,

Quote by JamieB
I'd also like a picture of you with a black eye


*Runs to MS Paint*

Quote by JamieB
And I want you to make me a comic with smilies from this forum as characters.


I'll try.

Quote by JamieB
EDIT: Frenchy, Tom Martin's uploading it for you, but he's gone somewhere for a bit.


Frenchy, will this be alright?
#12
i want a blueberry muffin.
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#13
Quote by _Mayday_
Will last night not suffice?


I can't. My guitar is lacking strings and I dan't have a mic. I will write you a song though,


*Runs to MS Paint*


I'll try.


Frenchy, will this be alright?






Never underestimate the power of Mayday, Mr. Moggan
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#14
Quote by MastaBassist10
Give me some cute girl


I don't know if you are partial to women of the asain variety, but I'd consider this girl to be cute:

#17
Quote by JamieB



Never underestimate the power of Mayday, Mr. Moggan


I wont Mr B, i wont....(Sighs and stares at horizon with deep longing in his eyes...)
#18
Quote by Whats the story
make me a bowl of crunchy nut, its damn tasty




Comes free with that guy!
#21
i want five million quid. via paypal. *runs to set up paypal account*




but i'd be happy with an internet cuddle and "heart" emoticon...


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#23
Get me Symphony X's - V (The new mythology suite) album. I downloaded the whole discography but for some reason this album's songs was saved in .fla format and I'm not going to download a new program just to play that shit.

#24
Quote by guitar?
give me your love, or marios love.


How about both?





Stupid Mario, he was supposed to write guitar?, not video games!
#25
I want to be in absolute power of UG!!!
Quote by Izdigger
Arrrgh! The agony! Bring me a virgin and a cup of Devil's brew!


Quote by mr kipling
I can sweep with my boner.I have to use light strings, otherwise My penis will look like an emo wrist.
#26
Quote by Moggan13
I asked for MayDay to do it, not you! Imposter!



I R > MAYDAY YOU GORILLA MAN
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#28
Ultimatepower!
Quote by Izdigger
Arrrgh! The agony! Bring me a virgin and a cup of Devil's brew!


Quote by mr kipling
I can sweep with my boner.I have to use light strings, otherwise My penis will look like an emo wrist.
#29
Quote by JamieB
I R > MAYDAY YOU GORILLA MAN


Just because i trim my pubes, JamieB...I'd let you trim them but i treasure my ballbags...
#30
I want an anteater in a suit.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#31
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#21 OF THE NON-CONFORMIST CLUB
Last edited by Zukev at Jul 12, 2010,
#32
Quote by Dinkydaisy
I want an anteater in a suit.


*Laughes...and chokes..Into his coffee*
#33
Quote by Dinkydaisy
I want an anteater in a suit.



For you baby, I'd be anything


Moggan, stop picking on me, you know I win .


Just because your pubes are on your forehead.


EDIT: Does that mean you died in a mug, Moggan?
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#35
Quote by JamieB
Just because your pubes are on your forehead.


At least i got pubes..OOOOH!
#36
Quote by Moggan13
At least i got pubes..OOOOH!



Not if you keep trimming them
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#37
i want a the chords to jack johnson's banana pancakes- i can't find them anywhere......................
brian........ top marks for not trying
#38
Quote by JamieB
Not if you keep trimming them


I trim them so i have enough stubble to feel...to feel... to feel like a Man
#39
Quote by Moggan13
I trim them so i have enough stubble to feel...to feel... to feel like a Man



lolz then get some hair on your face. n00b.
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#40
Mayday, I want your babies!

Bodacious Bob

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EHX Metal Muff
Boss MT-2
GLX EQ-100
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