#1
Hey
too late to go buy anything!!! any good links for ecards or shit like that i could send???

danke zehr gut
#3
a singing telegram make him sing war pigs or something lol
UNLEASH THE FOCKING BURGERS
#6
ya i would have bought something but i only got with her today!!!!
#7
Did anyone ever see that Snakes on a Plane e-card when the movie came out? It was like a message from Samuel L. Jackson



awesome, I think they've taken it off the site now but if anyone can find it I'll love them forever.
#8
Quote by headly
ya i would have bought something but i only got with her today!!!!


better than getting dropped the day before
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Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
#9
Amen =(
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well there are only three true people alive today who are actually possesed by satan

Dakota Fanning, the kfc general dude, and my neighbor and all of them dont have much musical ability
#11
Quote by Nyukka
Valentines day is ****ing gay and all girlfriends need to ****ing die




Valentines day is ****ing gay and band members' boyfriends need to die.
#12
You not got any 24hr garages near you? You could get her a twix and some jump leads.
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#13
Quote by fire within
better than getting dropped the day before


yeah I know a few break-ups within this week. feels like v-day is behind it.
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#14
I made my valentine a CD of my favorite songs...

Cause I don't know her favorites...

Actually, instead of my valentine, she's more this girl I look at through binoculars across the quad...

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duarte, you're a jerk.


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One down...
#15
I reckon she got with you to get free stuff on this valentines day, then she'll dump you at precisely 12 o'clock.
#17
haha I like the way you considered it though.....if you guys only got together today im sure it wont really matter that much, she cant expect you to be completely prepared!

I'm hoping not to get any presents or anything tonight, because i've got nothing for my bf...and everything associated with valentines day is pretty sickly...
because i said so.
#18
I always thought Valentines day was supposed to be for telling people that they had secret admirers.
Either way, it is stupid, don't get her anything.
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#19
im not getting her anything but i want to send her an ecard or sumthin like that!
#20
Give her buttsecks <-- zomg that's filtered now.

If she doesn't put out on the first date, she ain't a keeper.
R E G G A E
#21
Quote by Burpin'Worm
You not got any 24hr garages near you? You could get her a twix and some jump leads.




If you've only been going out today, I don't think she'll expect a gift. E-cards are rather pathetic really. Either send her a nice e-mail, or get together if you can.
#22
Quote by Nyukka
Valentines day is ****ing gay and all girlfriends need to ****ing die



So your saying you would rather be with a guy?


And its not too late, I just went out and got my girlfriend some nice watch.