#1
I neeed a poem for school and im not really a writer

it is goin to be a kids poem and kinda funny and not realy long
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#2
Wait do you want us to write a poem for you or do you want a poem from a famous poet?

If it's the latter I'll gladly help but if it's the former then fuck off and do your own work.
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#3
Here I sit, same as ever
Took a dump, pulled the lever
The toilet clogged, the water flowed
Look out world, it's a motherlode.
#4
i need some one to write a poem that they made up
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#5
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i need some one to write a poem that they made up

Cheating is for weanies.
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#7
Well that's no fun! A childish and short poem? I can't do this.

Just think of silly bad rhymes:

sad/bad/mad/dad
cry/try/die/eye/I/my
shoe/glue/you/new/stew/boo/true

But poems don't have to rhyme. In which case you could write a terrible story about a zebra or somethign similar.
#8
What you need is to get off your arse and do your own homework laddie!
-_0
#9
i just want to c whatr ppl come up with
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#10
You could just make the outrageous claim that your spelling and grammar isn't up to scratch to write a poem...
#11
THere once was a lonely chimp,
who had a dick that was limp.
So he went to the store,
and came back with a whore,
and henceforth was known as chimp pimp.


come on....it's not that hard.....
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#15
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there was a man from china
who was a very good rock climber
he slipped on a rock
sliced off his ****
and now he has a vagina




I'm really immature......
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#17
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Write in haiku

"Your Mum"

Your mum is so fat
She is rather rich in mass
Gravity Loves Her


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#18
Quote by sashki
Write in haiku

"Your Mum"

Your mum is so fat
She is rather rich in mass
Gravity Loves Her

hahaha....i remember that from the haiku thread. I love the "gravity loves her" bit...
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#20
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there was a man from china
who was a very good rock climber
he slipped on a rock
sliced off his ****
and now he has a vagina



That could be one of the best things I have ever read. You should use this as your poem. By the way, are you really in Joplin? If so then its awesome to see someone else in my area use this forum.
#21
ya i just moved here a year ago
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#22
there once was a man from Nantucket
his dick was so long he could suck it
had to go poo but shat out a shrew
then drownd the poor thing in a bucket

thats an ultimatenirvana original
feel free to use it
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#24
This is a touching song

The sky was dark, the moon was high;
All alone. just her and I.
Her hair was so soft; her eyes so blue.
I just knew what she wanted to do.
Her skins so soft; her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how, but I tried my best;
I started by placing my hand on her breast.
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart;
But slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it I felt such shame;
All at once the white stuff came
At last it's all finished; it's all over now,
My first time ever milking a cow.

Guranteened to get a good laugh and if you're lucky, a heart attack aswell.
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech