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#1
Okay. Anyone like him?
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#2
He needs a slap.
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#3
You should have started it with Russell Brand is....

to which I would have replied.

An unfunny moron.
#4
Overrated.
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#5
Gah, I dislike him. He's not funny and he dresses like a girl.
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#9
He talks a load of shite really, what kind of crap was coming out of his mouth throughout them entire awards? Random lines of bullshit combined with jokes about famous people...I don't know who has less talent, him or Chris Moyles. In the book written on the downfall of civilization, somewhere between Pari Hilton and Nicole Richie will be Russell Brand. 'Innit...ay? innit? ay?!'
#10
He is an utter twat. His jokes consist of three things;

Drugs, Penis, Vagina and with an assorted sprinkle of random crap that he recycles and uses again in a similar joke a day later. I hate the way all the big UK TV stations are hiring him because he's 'hip' and 'edgy'. He's a ****.
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#11
I just wish he would just SHUT UP!!!
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#12
Years ago a man wearing mascara was a puff, now he is cool and edgy...allegedly.


Bollocks.
#13
May I take this opportunity to throw alan carr into the ring? He CAN be quite funny but a lot of the time he's just too nauseatingly camp. Like on the Brits a bit earlier.
#14
lol
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#15
well i think russel brand is super funny and really intelligent to come up with the stuff he does!

he has a pretty strange but cool fashion sense aswell.
#17
He does have some good stuff, he seemed to go on a bit at the Brits though...
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#19
he is so pretentious....you know he sits at home for HOURS thinking of "edgy" and "controvertial" things to say.


years ago he was nowhere near as acted as he is nowadays.
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#20
Hate him. He's a dickhead.
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#21
****ing hate him, he's such a ****ing moron. He could almost pull of the whole "dandy" thing, idf he wasn't such a ****ing moron.
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#24
I love the guy, going to see his stand-up this Sunday.


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#26
He can actually be pretty funny but the fact that he's a complete tool makes me despise him.
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#27
he's a kunt. I hope he gets shot in his gut, then stabbed in the face and chest, and then gets hung


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#29
I like him. I thought he was hilarious on Big Fat Quiz of the Year. He wasn't very funny at the Brits, then again I only watched Muse getting their award and RHCP playing.
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#31
i think hes funny, i know what you mean about tyhe overacted thing though
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#32
Absolute ****tard.

His jokes last night were terrible. He thinks he can get away with it because he tried to kill himself once. Get over it, retard. And his hair is just...gay. VERY gay.

I can't believe the joke he made about the friendly fire incident. What a tosser. I'd like to see someone acidentally kill him
#35
Whats with the hate? I like him, no reason not to...he entertains. I think everyone says the hate him here just to fit in, why not put an actual reason why you dont like him, instead of "He looks like a girl" or "he's gay" (he's not).

Personally i say, he must be doing something right if he constantly is getting asked to do things on T.V. But on the otherhand everything is wrong and corrupt these days, maybe im wrong...i also admit his comedy and jokes arent the best.
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he's a kunt. I hope he gets shot in his gut, then stabbed in the face and chest, and then gets hung



This coming from a terrorist. No suprise, you fricken assholes are all the same. "i wish him dead, stabbed, hung ect"...
Why? Its people like you who cause trouble for no reason, its people like you and mr Bush who are fags that only want people dead, money, greed and glory. Then when you go wrong, you must blame someone else.
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#38
I like im.
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