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Orlando
13 17%
Johnny
23 29%
Both suck major ass
20 26%
Mikael Åkerfeldt pwns them both
22 28%
Voters: 78.
#1
These two have some great movies, and are sexy as hell, but now I ask the people of Ultimate-Guitar....


WHO is hotter?

Johnny Depp, or Orlando Bloom?


#3
Oh GOD, JOHNNY DEPP!

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#4
Orlando Bloom....


Only because Johnny Depp annoys me.
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#5
They look the same.
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#6
I can't stand Orlando. I'm not voting cause I'm a dude, but Orlando really pisses me off. Can not believe he managed to get parts in the movies he's in.
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Orlando Bloom....


Only because Johnny Depp annoys me.


Shouldn't it be the other way around?

And to the threadstarter, you picked the worst possible picture of Depp.
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#9
The Casualty is hotter than both.
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#11
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Shouldn't it be the other way around?

And to the threadstarter, you picked the worst possible picture of Depp.


Each to his own.

I don't like Johnny Depp because in Pirates of the Carribean he:

A) Got to be around Keira Knightly and i'm jealous and
B) Sounded like Russell Brand, who also annoys the fuck out of me.
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#12
I vote to abstain. I get enough about them two from my sister. Though I hate orlando bloom a little bit less.
#13
Johnny Depp is thousands of times hawter than Orlando Bloom. Dont even try to deny it.
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#14
Johnny Depp all the way.
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#15
oh cocks, i clicked the wrong one...

WHY would you have the depp picture on top, but the bloom option on top?????


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#16
Each to his own.

I don't like Johnny Depp because in Pirates of the Carribean he:

A) Got to be around Keira Knightly and i'm jealous and
B) Sounded like Russell Brand, who also annoys the fuck out of me.

That's not his only movie...just so you know. And Orlando got to be around Keira more.
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#17
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That's not his only movie...just so you know. And Orlando got to be around Keira more.



Well...he still sounded like Russell Brand.


Now I hate both of them....thanks. My life just got less gay.
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#18
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#20
well johnny is probably one of the most camaleonic actors out there and orlando, well he just cant act. Just to be clear a list of amazing depp movies.Platoon , Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood , Don Juan DeMarco , Dead Man , Donnie Brasco , Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sleepy Hollow, Chocolat , Blow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl , Finding Neverland , Charlie and the Chocolate Factory . last three one arent that good.


he is such a good actor that he made the first pirate movie actually decent
#21
I don't see why people think Johnny Depp is attractive. But I think Orlando Bloom really is, so I chose him. But Mikael Åkerfeldt's porno stache makes him the hottest. I'll vote for anyone with a porno stache.
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#22
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Jeremy Irons owns both their souls.



Yeah, I like old men.



In that case...

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#23
Way to pick a crap picture of Johnny and a super hot picture of Orlando.
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#24
Why not both? Gay threesome anyone?

Depp, however, is the better actor and he does play the guitar.
#25
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In that case...


In another thread the other day we discovered it's only his eyebrows...



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#26
Im gonna say Johnny, he's just not as scrawny.

But Al pacino in his dog day afternoon/Serpico/Scarface period beats them both.





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