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#1
Alright, at school my locker partner and I are constantly bored with all the stupid shit people put in their lockers. So we decided to be cool and put a couple of fish in our locker. Thor and Spike now reside in locker 117 Upper North, and they are very happy.

Just wondering if any of you had done anything similar or would consider doing it.


I think our school has a rule against pets, but we haven't gotten caught yet
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#3
How do you open it without all the water pouring out?
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#4
Hmm... we had this girl who smelled really bad back in elementary school. The first year we got lockers, we filled her's with bars of soap. It was mean, but incredibly hilarious.

Edit: I read it incorrectly and thought you put fish in OTHER's lockers, which would be a lot funnier. Which is why I shared my story.
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#9
i see ..i thought you ment like .. stinky fish... but like pet fish .. i see.. haa.. how do you feed them over the weekend?
#10
I've had a sicle, condoms, alcohol/chocolate, countless cd's eye glasses,(I don't wear eye glasses) A full suit/jacket, tie, and a clip on,

EDIT: But fish are pretty cool though.
#11
The fish are in like a tank and we put a plastic flower in it and a picture of a hot girl behind it for them to look at. So no, they are not battered and they are happy. I would be if i had a magnified topless chick to look at all day


and our school has too many kids and not enough lockers, so there two people to a lcoker.
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#13
omg this is so f****n wierd the same thing happened to my school today.Instead of a fish it was a pig's head......inspired by Lord of the Flies probably..my teacher and everyone were talkin about it and i lol'ed
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and our school has too many kids and not enough lockers, so there two people to a lcoker.


I think thats awful, how do you think the fish will feel if one of you leaves?
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#15
we have two fish so they are happy and have someone to chill with in the locker. and because i'm such a caring guy, we asked the weird hippy pet store lady if they would be alright there, and she said they would be. so yeah, its pretty sweet
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#17
I keep feet in my locker.

Pictures, of course. Real feet would be creepy.
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#18
They're gonna always be in darkness =o

Oh well.

Fish are cute, I keep bugging my mom to let me get some in my room, but she says no.

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#19
My friend had a guitar amp and guitar in one of his.
He had 2 lockers... just because he could
#20
I prefer to keep mayonnaise in my locker. Everyone loves the smell.
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you know if you keep a goldfish in the dark, it'll become white..


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#22
Who feeds it over the weekend?
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#23
i had a carton of milk from lunch in my locker for like 3 weeks last year.... its safe to say that anyone that gets one of my old books gags every time they open it. lol.
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#24
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I keep feet in my locker.

Pictures, of course. Real feet would be creepy.


Pictures of feet aren't exactly normal, either.
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#25
If I can somehow get an automatic fish feeder somehow then I am definately getting a fish for my locker.
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I keep feet in my locker.

Pictures, of course. Real feet would be creepy.


and keeping pictures of feet ISN'T creepy?
#28
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and keeping pictures of feet ISN'T creepy?

Exactly what I thought, hahaha.
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Pictures of feet aren't exactly normal, either.

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#30
Aren't you supposed to be married?
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#31
really, guess what i keep in my locker?
i'll give you a hint it starts with B and ends with OOKS
#32
aren't i supposed to be married? i'm like sixteen. that'd just be strange. and yeah, the fish are sick. They just swim around and chill. i hope they don't die.
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#33
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really, guess what i keep in my locker?
i'll give you a hint it starts with B and ends with OOKA
Fixed, and

But yeah, that is pretty rad.
#37
they don't need food obviously. either that or a NINJA sneaks in while over the weekend and feeds them human limbs.
#38
from the thread title, i was assuming that you hid a dead fish in someones locker.


that would have been a lot cooler.
#39
my locker partner has baseball practice on the weekends so he feeds them and it is incredibly rad. and as for the dark question, the aforementioned wierd hippy chick says she has fish and they don't need light. i'm gonna go with her until i'm proven wrong
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aren't i supposed to be married? i'm like sixteen. that'd just be strange. and yeah, the fish are sick. They just swim around and chill. i hope they don't die.


Weren't you the one who made a thread saying you were married?
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