Poll: What are eggs?
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Abortions
9 14%
Menstruation
25 38%
No idea
10 15%
dude...sick.
22 33%
Voters: 66.
#3
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wtf?


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#4
im not sure its technically either one, but id say its more like menstruation.

because the eggs arent fertilized.

when they are, they arent killing the babies when they lay them.
#5
i'd say abortion, they eggs are taken before they begin to fertilize or something.


but i guess it depends on when you would say the egg has become alive
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#7
Quote by Draken
are eggs chicken abortions or chicken menstruation?

eggs are a chicken's offspring you retard.
a woman having a baby is the same as a chicken laying an egg.
it just takes time for the egg to turn into a chick


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#8
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eggs are a chicken's offspring you retard.
a woman having a baby is the same as a chicken laying an egg.

No, a chick is a chickens offspring. After birth, the egg would become the equivalent of the placenta you could say. Before conception, it is an ovum. During incubation, it would be the equivalent of a womb.
it just takes time for the egg to turn into a chick

Eggs don't turn into chicks, chicks grow inside eggs.
#9
Quote by cerveza
eggs are a chicken's offspring you retard.
a woman having a baby is the same as a chicken laying an egg.


I'm talking about when we eat eggs. I mean isn't that that obvious i know they're offspring but what are they when we eat them, or they fertilised or are they just eggs, abortions or periods.
#11
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I'm talking about when we eat eggs. I mean isn't that that obvious i know they're offspring but what are they when we eat them, or they fertilised or are they just eggs, abortions or periods.

like Durge ^ said... the placenta, that's where the baby grows
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#13
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eggs are a chicken's offspring you retard.
a woman having a baby is the same as a chicken laying an egg.
it just takes time for the egg to turn into a chick


edit:
p.s.
this is OFICIALLY the dumbest thing i've Ever seen on UG


well well well...

seems like YOU are the dumbest thing I'VE seen on UG
#14
I'm almost sure that it is actually menstruation. Think about it.......they lay an egg on a regular basis.....women's menstruation involves the discarding of the unused egg.....now, if you get an egg with a dead chick inside of it, then taht is abortion.


EDIT: and if you eat fertilized chicken eggs then you need help...
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EDIT: and if you eat fertilized chicken eggs then you need help...


you must have never been to kfc then
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#16
Abortions and what is it with yo and chickens today. I open the board twice today and the first thing i see is chicken abortions by draken. wtf man?
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Abortions and what is it with yo and chickens today. I open the board twice today and the first thing i see is chicken abortions by draken. wtf man?



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#20
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that looks delicious... mmmmmmmmmmmmm


no but seriously, are you that bored? You could've just masturbated

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#21
only luke could think this up.

*sigh*

i choose not to vote...it just encourages him >.<
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only luke could think this up.

*sigh*

i choose not to vote...it just encourages him >.<


Just posting encourages me.
#23
Better question: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#24
menstration, its an unfertilised chicken egg, its like a chicken period
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#25
Eggs can be BOTH fertilised and unfertilised, if it's not, it's more like menstruation. If it is fertilised, it's giving birth, and abortion if the chicken dies in the egg.
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