#3
pizza and some porn
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#5
^^^^ (pizza and porn)
hahahahahahahahaahha

Can't go wrong with that!


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#7
chicken parmesan is really easy, cheap, and tastes great, can go with pasta or a salad.

Lobster is also awesome and even easier to cook, but it's expensive and messy to eat.
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#10
1. Find the nearest woman
2. Tell her to make you a sandwich
3. If she refuses, slap her and go back to step #2

It doesn't get any more romantic than that, people.
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#11
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i was thinking seafood alferdo and salda any other ideas


Sounds good but not everybody likes seafood and some people are allergic. I recommend substituting the seafood for chicken.
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#12
cook her old people but tell her their just large peices of ham. there really easy to catch cuz they cant run very fast.
#14
Lobster, it's guaranteed to get you laid.
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#15
Cambodian breast milk is the fanciest of all foods
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#16
You could start with salad and vinegar dressing.
Lobster is expensive and messy so go with chicken and pasta.
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#17
Filet Mignon covered in shrimp scampi, with mashed potatoes (shrimp scampi goes good with this too.) and a salad. You're good to go
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#19
why not some twinkies, coffee, and a pack of cigarettes?
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#20
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why not some twinkies, coffee, and a pack of cigarettes?



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#21
mm i always love eggplant towers but they arent exactly easy to make,

try
parmesian pita strips with a nice grilled chicken ceaser salad add lemon zest to make it pop.

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#24
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#28
Oysters ... cause she knows if you'll suck down that shit, you'll eat anything.
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#29
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Oysters ... cause she knows if you'll suck down that shit, you'll eat anything.

Works the other way around too
#30
get some tic tacs, diet coke, cream cheese, mustard, a bagel, frozen french fries, american cheese. Put them into a blender and presto! dinner for 2
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get some tic tacs, diet coke, cream cheese, mustard, a bagel, frozen french fries, american cheese. Put them into a blender and presto! dinner for 2



...i strangely wanna try that lol
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