Discuss and list tips and tricks. PLease.
Pretend to have violent, uncontrollabe muscle spasms. It might just work.
Are you trying to get out of a Valentine's dinner or something?
He has a test in his 8th grade math class he wants to get out of.
Drink a Liter of Mt. Dew Code Red, hop up and down a bunch...you should start foaming red in the mouth...I did....
Flail around in a spaztic fashion and make odd noises.
well...a lot of seizures cause broken wrists, so just flop around on the floor like a fish out of water, foam at the mouth, and flex your wrists so hard that they break.
Pretend you're having sex.
Make your tongue roll back. Hopefully you will choke on it and die.
Drink 8 cans of red bull, take 5 stacker 3 pills, but it'll probably kill ya in the process.
That is sooo stupid you think you're gonna get out of the test? They'll just make you take it another day...and you'll scare the shit out of your parents.
ok well i know how to faint if that helps.. ok.. see first u stand with ur feet apart, breathing very deeply for ten secs.. then u sit down with ur knees bent and ur arms clamped between ur knees (still breath deeply) ok after ten seconds, get up quickly, put ur thumb in ur mouth and blow as hard as u can.. u should faint or get rly dizzy
If it'll reach, stick your junk into the electrical socket.
build up saliva in your mouth, roll your eyes back into your head and feign unconciousness, though i have to warn you unless you can put yourself into a trance its pretty easy to tell if someone is faking unconsciousness.
Youre entire life is a typo.
Now why the **** would you want to do that?!
take about a pound of rolaids so that you foam at the mouth.
Your best bet is to stab your self in the knee, hop around a few times, shine a flashlight in your eyes, lick some salt, take the tequila, suck on a lime, and watch 10 sec. of meatspin.
Snort 10-100 grams of coke. Take a bunch of prozac and then shotgun a Colt 45.