#1
I am the termite that devours your floorboards...

I am the surprise in your cereal box...

I am the batteries that are not included...

I am the headache in the criminal mind...

I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am...

I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out...

I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul...

I am the onion that stings in your eye...

I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show...

I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares...

I am the hairball that clogs your drains...

I am the low ratings that cancel your program...

I am the auditor that wants to look at your books...

I am the slug that slimes your Begonias...

I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair...

I am the itch you cannot reach...

I am the smoke that smokes Smoked Oysters...

I am the jailer who throws away the key...

I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks...

I am... Darkwing Duck!


Let's get dangerous.
#2
Let's not and say we never did.

Good job though.
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#3
what the ****
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Vox Wah Pedal
30 watt Line 6 Spider 2
and a shitload of picks
#4
Oh my, that was ... scary
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#7
I thought this would be about gay men and vaginas
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#8
Y'know, I peed myself a little whilst reading that.

And I enjoyed it.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#9
Is this something to make UG aware of your new avatar or something?
It scares me...
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Goats are like mushrooms.
When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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#12
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Is this something to make UG aware of your new avatar or something?
It scares me...


No, no. The User CP remodeling came after the thread, as it struck me: "My God! Darkwing Duck is fricken' awesome!" I'll change it back, though. I miss my smiley-n-crossbones already.

This thread was merely intended as a humorous reminder of the early 1990's, for those of us here old enough to remember.

All of those quotes are legit, too, by the way.
#13
D00d, I miss Darkwing Duck....

EDIT: to win the hearts of all UGers, please get rid of the 'L' in the title
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#14
Quote by raise_the_dead
D00d, I miss Darkwing Duck....

EDIT: to win the hearts of all UGers, please get rid of the 'L' in the title


At first, I was expecting that "l" to be a spelling mistake, but once I read some quotes, I knew what was coming. I missed him so...
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#15
Hey Kylster does half the man you used to be mean you lost a testicle?
#16
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Hey Kylster does half the man you used to be mean you lost a testicle?


Well, technically yes, I suppose. I lost my right limbs and a few ribs from an IED roadside bomb, in an under-protected vehicle. Thankfully I took most of the blast, and the two other passengers got away with only scrapes. I still don't remember how much time I spent in the hospital.

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You know, you're one pretty cool guy, Kylster.


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#18
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I hope you're kidding?


"Hope" has a way of letting you down.
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You know, you're one pretty cool guy, Kylster.


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#20
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Actually, St Paul said Love Hope and Faith are eternal.


Yeah, but I'm guessing St. Paul never had to learn to walk, write, and breathe again.
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You know, you're one pretty cool guy, Kylster.


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#21
Quote by Rox0r713
No, no. The User CP remodeling came after the thread, as it struck me: "My God! Darkwing Duck is fricken' awesome!" I'll change it back, though. I miss my smiley-n-crossbones already.

This thread was merely intended as a humorous reminder of the early 1990's, for those of us here old enough to remember.

All of those quotes are legit, too, by the way.


Yeah i remember, I was just curious if you were permenantly changing your avatar. Its seems that is no longer the case. But yeah Darkwing is pretty cool. He owns Daffy at least...
Quote by iHurricaneGTR

Goats are like mushrooms.
When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

Quote by Avedas
South Korea should have their Starcraft league members double as military strategists.