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Quote by Southern_Voodoo
Let's make a list of 100 things that all UGers in The Pit typically hate.
and after 100, if it gets that far, Keep going, I guess.

I'll start it out, add on to continue.

1. "Snakedawg"

I can garauntee you that someone will say something along the lines of:

"Stupid threads about Nothing"
5. Anything that isn't rock or speed metal.
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Any bands you're trying to copy/sound like?
Green Day
Green Day fans
Green Day haters
Emo fans
Emo haters
Black people
Racist people
George Bush
George Bush supporters
George Bush haters
Nirvana fans
Nirvana haters
Metallica fans
Metallica haters
Devout religionists
Threads asking your age
Threads asking you's the best guitarist ever
Threads asking your favorite guitarist
Threads asking you's the best guitar solo ever
Threads asking your favorite guitar solo
Threads asking what song to play to get a girl
Threads asking things that the Pit hates
The three new Star Wars movies
The threadstarter (in all threads)

Free spirits.
The ban of the "b-word".
Threads like this.
Poor grammar. <----- This is the only one that irks me. I'm such grammar Nazi at times

These aren't things that I hate, but I'm not the typical pithead

Let it be known, I think yawn is hilarious.
Lame attempts at threads
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I got crap to do, okay? Counter-Strike isn't going to play itself.
People who boast about their huge penises.
Talk to Erowid

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Tell me when thy band shall return to mark a schedueled performance on my nearest venue's door!
Quoth teh Loomis, "Nevermore".

Member #9 of the "Marty Friedman > You" Club. PM apocalypse13 or altronataku to join.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.

Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I'm such grammar Nazi at times you mean a grammar nazi.

And I'm sure pit dwellers hate wearing pants. I know I do sometimes.
Snakedawg? Seriously, can this guy sweep? No? N00b.

"...Fat chicks, just because..." I remember being said.
Axe FX 2
Matrix GT1000FX
Mesa 4x12
Behringer FCB1010
Quote by maXterbat0r
you mean a grammar nazi.

And I'm sure pit dwellers hate wearing pants. I know I do sometimes.

Damn! I knew I was going to mess up somewhere in that!

Chuck Norris.
People who ask how to pronouce the virtuosos names.
People who can't post in the relationship thread properly.
People who are clearly trying to be sigged.
Shitty videos on YouTube.

I'll think of more. ||
Matt Damon!
St. Anger!
Quote by timi_hendrix
You're a teenager aswell, toots. Not all males are complete primates who think with their wang. If someone said that about girls you'd get all mad and go "OMG SEXIST PIG *Slap*"

Grow up.

lawl i just had to say it

edit: OMG this doesnt even work

try this:


Fixed, n00b.

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People who can't post in the relationship thread properly.

L0lz, how do u pr0nunce Yngwie?!?!?!!11!1/1
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.

Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
people going hardcore over the keyboard
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Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
af_the_fragile's girlfriend.
Tears in waves, minds on fire
Nights alone by your side
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Snakedawg? Seriously, can this guy sweep? No? N00b.

"...Fat chicks, just because..." I remember being said.

Another thing I hate...besides fat chicks...

I cant sweep, it doesnt make me a bad guitarist. I bet I would still crush you in playing.
Presenting to you:

100 Things Frenchy Hates.

1. The French
2. Broccoli
3. "Buttsecks"
4. Shoop Da Whoop
5. The Island
6. American Sit-coms
7. Wrong usage of "their", "there" and "they're"
8. The M key on my keyboard
9. Jimmy Page
10. People who can't see irony
11. People who can't see sarcasm
12. The voice of that little welsh rugby commentator
13. Racism
14. Retards in FOTB
15. The long walk to university on Monday, Tuesday and Friday afternoons
16. The word "particularly"
17. "Grunge is a genre"
18. The fact most shops stop selling alcohol at 10pm
19. The fact that all shops stop at midnight
20. Getting thrown out of clubs for being too drunk
21. Being sick
22. 9am lectures
23. The misuse of apostrophes
24. Life Of Pi
25. Jimi Hendrix
26. "*any genre* sucks"
27. Scottish Weather
28. Idiocy
29. 4chan
30. The Classic skin
31. Sobriety
32. People who can't take a joke
33. Posts like "Wentz sucks c0ck" in the columns
34. Hate e-mails from 14 year olds who post shit like "Wentz sucks c0ck"
35. Tennents Lager
36. The fact my bottle of Yazzoo tells me not to turn it upside down once opened
37. The Red Hot Chili Peppers' music
38. People who didn't get the MSI reference earlier
39. My Maths lecturer
40. Yanks missing the U out of words
41. The TV referee at the last Scotland - England rugby game
42. Athlete's foot
43. The Island
44. People who use the word "Arabland" seriously
45. The song "Yellow Submarine"
46. Manda's complete disregard for capital letters
47. The fact that no on will read even this far
48. Internet Explorer
49. Funerals
50. Valentine's Day
51. My lack of a girlfriend
52. The voice on the left in my head
53. The lack of a voice on the right in my head
54. The caffeine crash the day after a night on vodka and Red Bull
55. The fact I put a pie in the oven when I came home this morning
56. The fact I forgot about said pie
57. The fact I now have no food for tonight
58. The MPA
59. The distance between me and my car
60. Chuck Norris jokes
61. Neds
62. Having to explain what a ned is
63. The lack of decent television programs
64. The fact that television is made from two words from different languages
65. Bathroom doors that open in the way
66. Living on the ground floor
67. Death metal vocals
68. Paedophiles
69. Colours that don't exist
70. The fact that this thread will probably be closed by the time I hit "Post Quick Reply"
71. The lack of Jason White in Scotland's rugby side
72. The fact i'm moving in with my sister next year
73. the fact that the flat I'm moving into next year is miles from the university
74. My lack of money
75. My lack of employment
76. The fact I spent over 7 years listening exclusively to rock music
77. My tiny classical and pop music collection
78. The fact that I can't use Playray when I'm at university
79. 13 year olds in #ultimate-guitar
80. "Forward this to __ people within __ minutes or..." emails
81. Zappp's lack of posting on here
82. The fear I have that Green Day's next album will suck
83. The long wait for Chinese Democracy
84. Kerrang's review of GNR at Download last year
85. Kerrang
86. The fact that it's gonna rain tonight
87. The Loch Ness Monster bullshit
88. The fact that some people think my avatar is a picture of me
89. Time zones
90. Knowing that someone, somewhere thinks the Earth is flat
91. Conspiracy theories
92. The decline in the number of pirates in the world
93. People who repeat themselves
94. Daylight
95. My amp
96. Quantum Mechanics' complete lack of sense
97. My flatmate's loud ass girlfriend
98. Chatbuilder
99. The lack of post numbers in Black skin
100. The French
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

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It's can be a contraction and genitive case.

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If you cut down on these costs students won't learn so well, effecting the "quality"...
Last edited by FrenchyFungus at Feb 15, 2007,
Open mindedness/closed mindedness.
Originally posted by TestForEcho
Badreligionrock is the man.

Quote by Pinky19
Badreligionrock you have the greatest avatar of all time. Rejected is the best video. Period.
-French Canadians(not all, but quite a few)
-Dane Cook( you know what's a fun game? Listening to Dane Cook and try to find the punch line)
-*insert the cool to hate band name*
-*insert shitty band in general*
-People who say that there is no good music anymore because they can't pull themselves away from their MTV to look.
-People who listen to the radio
- people who won't try listening to anything other than metal "because everything else sucks"
- people who's best offense against others posting "smack" about something they enjoy being " **** all you ****ers and your ****ing! Teh are the greatest ****ing band ever and your all ****in lozers!"
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haha You pwned an entire website....i bow down...

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