#1
ok so im bored i thought id start this thread.....just post the funniest jokes you can think of and read everyone elses ......btw....no racism or anything similar please

1...)After great sex, my girlfriend lay stroking my penis. I ask ''do you want more sex?'' ''no'' she said, ''I'm admiring your penis, I really miss mine!''

2...)Got my wife a new bag and a belt for valentines.......the hoover works a frigging treat now .

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#3
If you say gullible real slow it sounds like banana seriously say it real slow lol
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#5
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ok so im bored i thought id start this thread.....just post the funniest jokes you can think of and read everyone elses ......btw....no racism or anything similar please

1...)After great sex, my girlfriend lay stroking my penis. I ask ''do you want more sex?'' ''no'' she said, ''I'm admiring your penis, I really miss mine!''

2...)Got my wife a new bag and a belt for valentines.......the hoover works a frigging treat now .



You realize that racism and sexism are both about discrimination, right?
#6
LOLOMG007! That was funny,
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#8
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#10
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I'm an idiot


don't worry i'm as much of an idiot as you.


threadstarter, couldn't you have just searched for the other numerous joke threads instead of making another?


anyway a joke........

so two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar.......
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#11
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lmao good job!


I did too
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#13
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Holy shit did you actually do it?



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#14
i think today is stupid day for me, i just tried el strato's sig aswell

AND I'M NOT EVEN BLONDE!!!
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#15
One blonde is walking down the sidewalk when she sees another blonde in the middle of the road rowing a boat.She says "Its blondes like you that give me a bad name...If i could swim id go out there and kick your butt!
#16
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don't worry i'm as much of an idiot as you.


threadstarter, couldn't you have just searched for the other numerous joke threads instead of making another?


anyway a joke........

so two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar.......



yes i could have done but like i said i was bored and really couldnt be bothered searching for one...plus unless its popular noone will post in it after like the day the thread was started
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#17
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One blonde is walking down the sidewalk when she sees another blonde in the middle of the road rowing a boat.She says "Its blondes like you that give me a bad name...If i could swim id go out there and kick your butt!


hehehehehe i like that one
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#18
1)How did the blonde die?...She was rakeing leaves...but she fell out of the tree.
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If you say gullible real slow it sounds like banana seriously say it real slow lol


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#21
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#22
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You realize that racism and sexism are both about discrimination, right?


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#23
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If you say gullible real slow it sounds like banana seriously say it real slow lol

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