#1
Anyone get to smash their guitar? i mean, i wouldnt want to because it'd be one less guitar i have but it'd be kool. but when i have like 5guitars i'll probsbly smash my shitty one.
#2
I've smashed some cheap ass Squier before.
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#3
I'll only smash shitty guitars which i'ld use to play the last song for my gig and end the song smashing the guitar and ruining the whole set up in a big moshpit!!
#5
I take the strings off before I smash my guitars. I usually go through about 2 a week. It's mad fun.
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#6
It's a great way to close a set, if not a little cliche.
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#7
i think its a total waste of guitars man! if you found one for say 50$ at a pawn shop and really had nothing else to spend your money on i cant see why not, but come on!
#9
Why would you ruin a perfectly good instrument? Unless it was like, hopelessly ****ed up beyond repair or something I would never do that.
#10
We had this old acoustic which i broke bit by smacking my drummer with it (he nicked my marshmallows) so we just took i to the pakr and I smashed it, fun as hell
#11
I have five guitars and I wouldn't want to smash any of them, respect the guitar man, you could take that guitar you would smash and give it to some kid who can't afford a guitar...
#12
I've heard a bunch of people say "use a cheap guitar at the end of the set and smash it." but then why would you want the last song in your set to sound like sh*t? But if I was gonna do it I'd much rather light the thing on fire while is was still jacked in - Hendrix style.
#14
Your such a liar. You dont have 5, you posted a thread eairliar about how you had 2, which are your brothers.

And they were both shitty.
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Anyone get to smash their guitar? i mean, i wouldnt want to because it'd be one less guitar i have but it'd be kool. but when i have like 5guitars i'll probsbly smash my shitty one.

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#16
I've smashed a few before. They were all wrecked to shit anyway, and it was quite fun
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#17
I once smashed my squier on stage, as I was planning on getting a new neck for it anyway. Turns out it forced one of the knobs inside the body, but at the time I didn't know what they did anyway.
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I've heard a bunch of people say "use a cheap guitar at the end of the set and smash it." but then why would you want the last song in your set to sound like sh*t? But if I was gonna do it I'd much rather light the thing on fire while is was still jacked in - Hendrix style.

Or even better... light it on fire and throw it into the mosh pit
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#20
my friend dropped his old bass out of his third story window to the empty driveway below.

What a beautiful mess that was.
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#21
When I was like 10 years old I smashed an acoustic guitar on my friends head when wrestling. Knocked him out.
#22
Unless it totally broken anyway I wouldn't smash it, plus I'd hae to put up with it through one song, just to smash at the end. Not really worth it.

The school guitars, however, I'll happily destruct. They're awful anyway, none have all the strings, and the necks are so warped you wouldn't believe it.
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#23
i tryed to smash a guitar once... but it just flew up right back into my face and smashed me
#24
I'd be afraid it wouldnt break and then I'd have a ****ed up lookin guitar.
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#25
I have a guitar that was found in a dump which had some problems, got kinda fixed but is still pretty messed up I'll probably put some old strings on and smash it up some day. Maybe film it and do it dressed like a ninja with fire and stuff
#26
Smashing guitars is stupid. Even Squiers deserve n00b owners rather than heartless, cruel, neglective owners who smash them up.

So give to the poor.

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#27
I'd rather give a guitar to someone in the audience. How awesome would it be if in 20 years time you hear about a famous guitarist getting their first guitar at your show?
#28
A true guitarist treats his guitar like his penis
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#29
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A true guitarist treats his guitar like his penis

Sticks it wierd places and abuses it nightly?
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#30
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I once smashed my squier on stage, as I was planning on getting a new neck for it anyway. Turns out it forced one of the knobs inside the body, but at the time I didn't know what they did anyway.



Right... you were on stage with a guitar, I get that bit.

But you didn't know what the knobs were for!?! Seriously, how did you end up on stage with an instrument you knew so very little about?
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Well, I doubt I'd ever put my guitar in a girl, or play it in the shower...

and the main difference I can see is that UG gets one of them lots of action, and the other misses out
#33
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i tryed to smash a guitar once... but it just flew up right back into my face and smashed me


lmfao, thats the funniest thing ive read all day
but on topic, if i had an extra guitar i didn't need, then sure, but seeing as how i don't and I'm trying to save up for a decent guitar...nope =)

Edit: I think i'm going to sig that
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#34
I would never smash any guitars I have right now, but if I wanted to smash one Id buy a cheap one solely for the purpose of playing a show and then smashing it.
#36
i agree with what was said early, why would you play your last song with a shitty guitar and ruin the song?
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