#1
What would you do if someone broke your guitar? Intentionally

I would ran the neck so far up their ass i could change strings in their mouth, them beat them with the body.
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#2
well if say i was playing a gig and someone i nthe frotn row started attacking hte guitar
i would swing all 10lbs of mahogony etc straight upon their head

and then get the crowd to destroy them even more

the properle spelled version - "well if say i was playing a gig and someone in the front row started attacking the guitar
i would swing all 10lbs of mahogony etc straight upon their head

and then get the crowd to destroy them even more"

and the guy above me,/ how'd you like your dimebucker? i just sold mine
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#3
i would tie them down and make many papercuts all over their body, and have a dirty hobo hold the wounds open and rape them with a soldering iron as i pour a mixture of lemon juice, bleach, drain-o, and salt into the cuts
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#4
If someone purposely broke my guitar...hmmm.

I would stay calm and come to the ultimate-guitar forum and ask the experts for advice.
#5
I honestly wouldn't know what I would do if someone broke my guitar intentionally. I'll just tell them to buy me a new one *rolls eyes*.
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Quote by philipisabeast
well if say i was playing a gig and someone i nthe frotn row started attacking hte guitar
i would swing all 10lbs of mahogony etc straight upon their head

and then get the crowd to destroy them even more

the properle spelled version - "well if say i was playing a gig and someone in the front row started attacking the guitar
i would swing all 10lbs of mahogony etc straight upon their head

and then get the crowd to destroy them even more"

and the guy above me,/ how'd you like your dimebucker? i just sold mine

its awesome
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i'd invite him to accompany me to a stress management therapy lesson,
after which, when he thought he'd got off the hook, i'd proceed to rip out his eyes and skullf**K hihim to death!!!
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#11
i would simply take my midi foot controller and select the michael angelo batio setting to slice his neck off with his four neck guitar. THEN, push the mine setting to set off the hidden mind in the middle of the pit. i estimate atleast 20,000 people would die at that concert.
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i would simply take my midi foot controller and select the michael angelo batio setting to slice his neck off with his four neck guitar. THEN, push the mine setting to set off the hidden mind in the middle of the pit. i estimate atleast 20,000 people would die at that concert.



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#15
my bands rhythmn guitarists brother is going for the canadian mau thai championship.
id let him deal with the bastard, then after that i wouldbash his head against everthing i could find
#17
if your guitar had a double locking nut and a broken neck you could swing the body around by the headstock and beat their ass with it like a mace
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#18
I'd be really upset is the simple answer, at least if someone damaged my '64 Yairi. 42 Years old and sounding better every year (it's been mine for 10). When I was about to break up with my girlfriend of four years, one of my main concerns was that if things got out of hand, the guitar might get damaged. Of all my possessions, it was the only thing I made sure was safely stowed away before that fight. (She does have a history of breaking things in domestics).

I don't know what I'd do if someone damaged the Yairi actually. To me it's irreplacable, and no amount of revenge (or landmines in the mosh, what the **** is wrong with your brain) could make up for that.

It messes with your head when someone ****s with your instrument, I've had some punk in the street make a grab for my case before. Didn't get it, but that was like 8 years ago and I haven't forgotten. A friend of mine had the cymbals stolen from her drumkit ages ago, and it still pisses her off. She rang me up the other night when I was coming home from a gig at like 2 Am. "Couldn't sleep" She said "Thinking about my cymbals"
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#19
borrow some of john petrucci's effects, and turn up the 'how many people i kill' knob.

seriously, make him buy me a new one, and frame the broken one.
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#20
I would sue them for more money then it was worth and buy a better guitar.