#1
whats a good birthday gift for a chick? she likes skaters and KINDA preppy, she's turning 14, im 16 she's my friends sister. she invited me to go to her party and dont wanna go empty handed. i dont like her or anything either so its nothing to do with that. im going to the mall tomorrow after school so i need some ideas.

so whats a good birthday gift? plz no retarded answers....well....keep them to a LOW since this is the pit. its kinda expected.
#4
a card and some green
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#7
a nice fat sloppy session of anal sex
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#11
give her a facial... or a necklace
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#12
fallout boy action figure... they actually have 'em at spencers.
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#16
your best bet is probably a card and fall out boy CD
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#17
give her your penis wrinkle
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whats a good birthday gift for a chick? she likes skaters and KINDA preppy, she's turning 14, im 16 she's my friends sister. she invited me to go to her party and dont wanna go empty handed. i dont like her or anything either so its nothing to do with that. im going to the mall tomorrow after school so i need some ideas.

so whats a good birthday gift? plz no retarded answers....well....keep them to a LOW since this is the pit. its kinda expected.


BULLSHIT!!!


Id say get her something decorative, something she can stick in her room that looks really awesome.
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#19
i have ****ed around already in this post but I have to say it

Just whip out your schlong she'll love it!


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#20
Can't really go wrong with a necklace or a bracelet, if you're rally stuck just get her a really nice card and twenty-odd dollars, be nice
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