Poll: So... have you?
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View poll results: So... have you?
Yes
84 48%
(manly voice) yes
48 28%
(girly voice) yes................................
12 7%
I didn't have balls to start with
29 17%
Voters: 174.
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#2
wtf? I trim mine with an electric trimmer
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#3
Lol no! My mate was getting head and a girl bit his nob though. She hit a vein and there was blood everywhere. God that was an odd party.
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#7
only time that ever happened was when scissors an a trimmer were not readily available and i tried using nail clippers to cut my pubes...

i was trimming my ball hair and i over-estimated and cut some scrotum.
#9
I just slipped a little with a razor and made a tiny little cut like a centimeter away from my meat, I was lucky not to get the family jewels, but it still stung like a bitch.
#10
Quote by chocolatguitar
only time that ever happened was when scissors an a trimmer were not readily available and i tried using nail clippers to cut my pubes...

i was trimming my ball hair and i over-estimated and cut some scrotum.



holy fucking shit
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#11
Me and 2 of my friends were real drunk and decided to shave our pubes. Remember alcohol and pube shaving do not go together at all. I cut myself twice. It didn't hurt and luckily it healed quickly though
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#12
well, if yes means no than yes...pay more attention on your poll next time, and your balls...
#13
You may want to keep the sharp objects away from your junk if you can't refrain from cutting yourself.

Just sayin....
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#17
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Lol no! My mate was getting head and a girl bit his nob though. She hit a vein and there was blood everywhere. God that was an odd party.


hahahhahahahaaha


But anyways, yea I trimmed mine this morning. My g/f asked me too sooo yea. I did it. But she shaved hers completely in turn so I'm happy
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Last edited by why1not1try at Feb 16, 2007,
#18
I don't trim down there. The thought of having scissors or razor down there freaks me out.
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#20
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#22
just reading this makes my balls hurt
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#23
Quote by MetalMilitia212
**** no, trimming's for pussies. Plus it apparently hurts like hell when they start coming back in.


What? Does your friend have razor sharp pubes?
#28
Quote by Kensai
wtf? I trim mine with an electric trimmer

+1

i dont trust razors or scissors down there yet, but i had caught myself before, not on the sack but on the 4skin near the top, and it hurts
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#29
Quote by Metal Massacre
What? Does your friend have razor sharp pubes?


If you don't know what you're doing you can give yourself a hell of a rash by shaving too close. I've done it myself and its not fun. Sandpaper could not cure that itch!

Normally I just trim. Speaking of which, I could use a touch up to make Mr. Winky look bigger for tonights date.
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#30
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hahahhahahahaaha


But anyways, yea I trimmed mine this morning. My g/f asked me too sooo yea. I did it. But she shaved hers completely in turn so I'm happy



Her balls?
#31
No, but once out of inane boredom I shaved my happy trail.

..I'm sure you wanted to know that.
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#32
This thread is just horrible, you kids should be more careful when your cutting your ball hair.....
#35
No. Im careful when I trimm em'.
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#36
scissors or nail clippers + balls?!?! Please get a beard trimmer and save the rest of us from such horrible thoughts.
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#37
Quote by Methuselah
LOL I am not gay enough to shave. Real men are hairy all over, look at Chuck Norris.

Yeah, and apparently real men like not having much sex either
Most girls much prefer less hair

Quote by MetalMilitia212
**** no, trimming's for pussies. Plus it apparently hurts like hell when they start coming back in.

wrong


Yeah, I use an electric shaver. I would NEVER get a blade close to my junk.
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#38
*Looks at own sig*

Yeah, i trim my pubes quite alot. I hate having a hairy groin reagon, it looks ugly and contrasts with my fairly hairless stomach and chest (only a tiny bit of hair there)
But yeah, last time i did it i like...crushed a bit of skin between the scissors...
#39
Quote by bbsbass
Yeah, and apparently real men like not having much sex either
Most girls much prefer less hair

Sure make a gross general statement all women like hairless men. Also asplain Chuck Norris!
#40
No...electric trimmer all the way. Fuck using scissors, I don't want to chance cutting it off.
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