#1
with or without a boner no one ever told me so i dont know if im big or just like average

also i know this has proboly been answered in the sex thread but that like a 100+ pages and im to lazy to go through that
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before you're able to answer what state your penis needs to be in when measuring it, you must ask yourself what state your penis needs to be in when you are sexually active.

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#7
Without, idiot,

the average erect size is around 12 inches or more, so if youre under 6 unerect you got a problem buddy. No stretching it out either.
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Without, idiot,

the average erect size is around 12 inches or more, so if youre under 6 unerect you got a problem buddy. No stretching it out either.


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Without, idiot,

the average erect size is around 12 inches or more, so if youre under 6 unerect you got a problem buddy. No stretching it out either.


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#10
If you don't use 2-3 rulers taped together, flaccid or erect, you have a problem.
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Without, idiot,

the average erect size is around 12 inches or more, so if youre under 6 unerect you got a problem buddy. No stretching it out either.


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#13
i knew it would become one of these threads you guys are so immature

and thats why i love the pit
#15
Shouldnt it be with because things could happen to your dick without. If you get cold your nuts start to rise, and your dick shrinks. When you're hard, nothing can stop you.
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#16
With an erection of course.

I can't remember the average length though...so yeah...don't believe most of these answers.
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Shouldnt it be with because things could happen to your dick without. If you get cold your nuts start to rise, and your dick shrinks. When you're hard, nothing can stop you.


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#19
Yea dude, be aware. If you don't have a 8 incher you can't get women. They'll just laugh at you.
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mines pretty small its only 12 inches.....AROUND!


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#24
It's with. When your getting into it with a chick, your most likely gonna be hard, so your gonna wanna know your caliber at it's highest. I have to agree with disaster though, you probably are just gonna lie about it anyway. You wanna know your high score, not your lostest score. The averange is something like 4-7 or something like that. No stretching!!!!
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Yea dude, be aware. If you don't have a 8 incher you can't get women. They'll just laugh at you.

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#27
The correct way to do it is to get erect and measure from the centre of the asshole to just beyond the tip.
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#29
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The correct way to do it is to get erect and measure from the centre of the asshole to just beyond the tip.

I really hope youre not serious,

The ruler must be in contact with the prostate, so you may want to sand the edges off and maybe use some baby oil.

edit: fixed spelling
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#30
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The correct way to do it is to get erect and measure from the centre of the asshole to just beyond the tip.


why would you do that?
your penis doesnt start at your ass hole.
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why would you do that?
your penis doesnt start at your ass hole.


what do you mean
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#32
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I really hope youre not serious,

The ruler must be in contact with the prostate, so you way want to sand the enges off and maybe use some baby oil.


wait, i cant tell if you are serious or not...

if i measure from my waist (kind of... i mean, like where the start of my dick meets the rest of my body, where your pubes are thickest...) along the top of my dick and come out with 6 inches.

but if i did it like the way you're saying, down the bottom with the ruler touching the prostate, wouldnt that add like an inch?

which way do you guys do??
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#34
With, but you only measure the front half where the skin is darker.
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#35
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with or without a boner no one ever told me so i dont know if im big or just like average

also i know this has proboly been answered in the sex thread but that like a 100+ pages and im to lazy to go through that

i measure with a ruler usually
#36
If you claim that your penis is a certain length and you insist that you're not lying, don't forget the golden rule of the pit:

Pics or gtfo. CSI style with the ruler and all.
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#37
In all honesty, chicks really do care more about the girth, the average woman is only 4 inches deep...


but yeah, sex is like a rollercoaster, is you're under 48 inches no one will let you ride
#38
you take a tape measure... and start wrapping around your member up and down till the measuring tape is all used up.. get a nother tape and measure the thickness. divide this by 3 take the square root of that. add about 58 or so inches, then cut off your member and measure the ounces of blood. divide the first answer by the amount of blood, and there ya have it, the length your dick once was...


but it must be up