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#1
To start this off, we lost our virginity to each other, and we've tried to have sex a few times but everytime she says it hurts, is there anyway I can help this situation out?
#2
stop hitting her?
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#4
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stop hitting her?

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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#8
yeh it will hurt for a while dude.. it just streaching her... keep doin it it will get better
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#9
You're going in too fast, or too hard. Warm her up a bit, eat her, tease her, finger her etc. until she's ready.

Try not to go so hard either, use lube if it's too difficult.

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7 inches




Everyone on the internet has a 7 inch penis, be honest, honey.
#12
Quote by kthanxbai
7 inches


Are you going in all the way?
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#13
um, lube?
Spend more time on foreplay so she's wetter?
Loosen her up a little with your fingers first?
Also some positions cause her to be squeezed up tighter. Im pretty sure missionary is one of the best positions to do it in if she's really tight, and get her to spread her legs pretty wide to help loosen her.
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#14
Quote by The Casualty
You're going in too fast, or too hard. Warm her up a bit, eat her, tease her, finger her etc. until she's ready.

Try not to go so hard either, use lube if it's too difficult.


We do tons of foreplay, she gets really wet (Not much need for lube really), I slow it down and try to be gentle but it still hurts her

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Are you going in all the way?


It can't really go in all the way, she's about 6 inches deep
#15
Quote by The Casualty
You're going in too fast, or too hard. Warm her up a bit, eat her, tease her, finger her etc. until she's ready.

Try not to go so hard either, use lube if it's too difficult.




Everyone on the internet has a 7 inch penis, be honest, honey.

Wait? Do most women consider 7 inches big? Maybe I'm watching too much pron.
I'm back, you douchebags.
#16
Why is it that you only have 2 post in the entire forum and all two of them are in this thread... I smell a spam account
#18
there's people who specialize in topics like this and ur askin a bunch of online guitar scumbags....i hope u get no good answers.
#19
Usually when this happens is because you aren't doing enough foreplay, trying spending more time on foreplay and take it easy no need to ram it in buddy...
#21
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Wait? Do most women consider 7 inches big? Maybe I'm watching too much pron.


I consider it too excessive more than big to be honest. Though, it's not like men can control their penis size. If they did, women would have died off years ago.

#22
maybe shes just a wimp.
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#24
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Why is it that you only have 2 post in the entire forum and all two of them are in this thread... I smell a spam account



Naw man, I visit the forums all the time on my friend's comp. and I usually see you guys help each other in this department so I thought I would make an account and post my problem.
#26
Quote by The Casualty
I consider it too excessive more than big to be honest. Though, it's not like men can control their penis size. If they did, women would have died off years ago.




BTW I really am 7 inches, maybe that's the problem...
#27
stick it in her butt

duh?
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#29
you don't always have to f*** her hard. In fact, sometimes that's not right to do. Some times you gotta make some love. And f***'n give her some smooches too.


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#30
Quote by kthanxbai
BTW I really am 7 inches, maybe that's the problem...


You know what to do, son.

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#31
sometimes you go to squeeze sometimes you got to say please sometimes you got to say
I'm gonna fuck you gently.
#32
Quote by The Casualty
I consider it too excessive more than big to be honest. Though, it's not like men can control their penis size. If they did, women would have died off years ago.


Hahah, thanks for the info. That post is funny as hell as well.
I'm back, you douchebags.
#33
Quote by The Casualty
I consider it too excessive more than big to be honest. Though, it's not like men can control their penis size. If they did, women would have died off years ago.




yeah right, I can make my pee pee like 5 times bigger when I want to.
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#34
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You know what to do, son.




EL OH EL!
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#36
Quote by The Casualty
I consider it too excessive more than big to be honest. Though, it's not like men can control their penis size. If they did, women would have died off years ago.


Really? 6 and a quarter FTW!
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Only buy guitars that have had their wood harvested from the north side of the tree, during the summer solstice, by virgin druids suffering from dwarfism. Next stupid question, please.
#37
Quote by Draken
sometimes you go to squeeze sometimes you got to say please sometimes you got to say
I'm gonna fuck you gently.


You sir, just made my day lol...I was waiting for a Tenacious D reference and you fulfilled my wish. Kudos to you.
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This thread is a bit curve-full, as in it has lots of curves, but no point.
#38
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you don't always have to f*** her hard. In fact, sometimes that's not right to do. Some times you gotta make some love. And f***'n give her some smooches too.


+3.141592

Ha ha, I admit I was gonna post that, props for being the first.

The 'D knows what their talkin' bout!

I think everyone pretty much summed it up for ya there, big guy.
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#39
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sometimes you go to squeeze sometimes you got to say please sometimes you got to say
I'm gonna fuck you gently.

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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#40
Fist her and show her the true meaning of "pain."

That way when she takes ur **** she will already be used to it.
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