#1
I have this special girl, right, and she means more to me than anything in my entire life.
I have always played her songs, like brown eyed girl (she has brown eyes) but I dont feel it quite as personal as if I wrote a song for her. the problem Is, all I can do is play guitar, i cant sing worth crap, and especialy not write lyrics. lets see how yall do.

even better, lets make it a competition, whoever gets the most good votes for songs wins.

hint: the girl is a Redhead... and her name is Helen.
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#2
Oh, by the way, this is just a Lyric writing competition. I have music already
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#3
So...we write a song about a redhead girl named Helen...?


Edit: It'd be rather hard for us to write lyrics to pre-written music we've never heard.

Plus, I'm sure you can write your own - use your touchy-feely heart, man.
#5
Just write lyrics, Il fit them to music, and yes, I try hard, and the songs that I have written for my beautiful redhead Helen come out like crap.
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Mxr Phase100
bass i built myself
Morley Wah

"I'm still trying to figure
out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
#8
Quote by ckellingc
"Come on Helen" instead of "Come on Eileen"

Ingenious, you are.


Or, "Fuck A Helen" instead of Blink's "Fuck a Dog".
#9
I was thinking more of original stuf, mabey just compiling what yall think of. be creative!
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"I'm still trying to figure
out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
#10
Quote by guitarmakerpugh
I was thinking more of original stuf, mabey just compiling what yall think of. be creative!


How about you be creative jackass?

Stop being lazy and just write her whatever.

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#11
dude if u like her and she likes you it shouldnt matter if you song sucks or if you cant sing
plus, afterwards she'll inevitably say awww that was cute and if you play your cards right you'll get some

are we done?
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#12
I am begining to think that mabey yall dont get the point of this. I can write anything I want for her and she will appriceate it, this was just for fun, to see who could come up with what.

and that thing about the jackass... mabey you do have balls...
My gear,

roland Jazz chourus
les paul model i built myself
Big muff
squire bullet soon to be hot rodded
Mxr Phase100
bass i built myself
Morley Wah

"I'm still trying to figure
out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
#13
Okay..

*here goes*


Helen, oh Helen!
You've got really big melons
I don't have the words, to speak what I feel,
But I do have a song - to prove my love's real.

Helen, oh Helen!
I want to circumnavigate you like Ferdinand Magellan!
There's no other girl I love quite like you,
Save for that chick in my math class, her too.

Helen, oh Helen!

*guitar solo*

Helen, oh Helen!
#14
Quote by yawn
Okay..

*here goes*


Helen, oh Helen!
You've got really big melons
I don't have the words, to speak what I feel,
But I do have a song - to prove my love's real.

Helen, oh Helen!
I want to circumnavigate you like Ferdinand Magellan!
There's no other girl I love quite like you,
Save for that chick in my math class, her too.

Helen, oh Helen!

*guitar solo*

Helen, oh Helen!

hahaha niceeee
▲I had a friend once
►He took some acid
▼Now he thinks he's a fire engine
#15
nice, thing is, she is that girl in my math class...
My gear,

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squire bullet soon to be hot rodded
Mxr Phase100
bass i built myself
Morley Wah

"I'm still trying to figure
out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
#16
What's the first thing you think of when you see her? Or even hear her name?
It should come straight from your heart.
I don't know why..
I don't know why I fight for you this way.
#17
here, adding some fuel to the fire, she laughs alot when i act like Bill clinton "AH dih not hab seshual relachuns wid that woman!"
My gear,

roland Jazz chourus
les paul model i built myself
Big muff
squire bullet soon to be hot rodded
Mxr Phase100
bass i built myself
Morley Wah

"I'm still trying to figure
out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
#18
Quote by guitarmakerpugh
nice, thing is, she is that girl in my math class...
So you can just tell her you're referring to her in the third person
#20
perfect, that is going in my song "I met this girl named helen
Her head was like the inside of a watermelon" that is hilarious
My gear,

roland Jazz chourus
les paul model i built myself
Big muff
squire bullet soon to be hot rodded
Mxr Phase100
bass i built myself
Morley Wah

"I'm still trying to figure
out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
#21
Quote by guitarmakerpugh
perfect, that is going in my song "I met this girl named helen
Her head was like the inside of a watermelon" that is hilarious

I guess you should know that those lyrics werent intended to be serious


Oh ya when you finish this song you have to post it
#22
your hair lit my life on fire
“Broken hearts never mend”.
But fools never move on.
#23
It dosent matter that it wasnt ment to be funny, It was anyway.
My gear,

roland Jazz chourus
les paul model i built myself
Big muff
squire bullet soon to be hot rodded
Mxr Phase100
bass i built myself
Morley Wah

"I'm still trying to figure
out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
#24
Oh Helen
I love your red hair
And your fire crotch
But you don't care

So what ima saying
Is come away with me
Because we both know
I'm gonna f*ck you silly

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