Poll: Does Size Matter
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View poll results: Does Size Matter
Yes
68 45%
No
82 55%
Voters: 150.
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#1
Me and my friends realized that everything between guys is a competition. so tell me...


does size really matter...or is it just what you can do with it matters more?
#3
i'd have to say, it all depends, if you're a one incher you're useless but if you're a 5 incher there's hope. Just become good in bed. As I've said before some japanese guy with a 4 inch penis gave some girl in japana 5 orgasms in like less than an hour soo i think it's skill that matters mainly.
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#4
To guys size means a lot. To chicks it isn't the size that matters, it's how you use it.

But I am not a chick so don't take it to heart.
#5
Yes, because if you have a small dick you might as well have a vagina.
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#6
Jeez, Ive probably seen more penis threads today than there probably are actually penises on UG
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#7
i know what is it national penis size day. i mean 2 threads on page one.

I smell a PENIS ONLY THREAD!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear God I hope not
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#8
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Jeez, Ive probably seen more penis threads today than there are actually penises on UG



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#9
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i know what is it national penis size day. i mean 2 threads on page one.

I smell a PENIS ONLY THREAD!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear God I hope not


I try not to smell penises ever.
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#10
How many penis size threads does The Pit need? Size generally doesn't matter, as long as it's decent then you're fine. Most girls don't expect you to be hung like a moose, and the ones that do aren't worth your time.

Ever heard of the saying "I may not have reached the bottom, but I scraped the sides"? Yeah...that's true.
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#12
I wont go near a guy with a smaller penis than mine...



no it doesn't matter.
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#14
As long as it's bigger than 3 inches. Then it doesn't matter. A girl can only fit 6 maybe 7 of it inside of her, so anything bigger is technically a waste, except for bragging.
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#16
ewww penis smell... omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgogmogg noo

but i can see the penis only thread coming.
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#17
how many dick threads are there...
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#18
over 9 thousand!!!!!!!!!
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#19
I think between 5 and 13 inches it's not an issue. Less, probably be tough to make sexy time, more probably painful.
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#20
last night i was talking to a girl named steph. she is my girlfriend to be.

we were just generally talking and she said at some point "most guys think that size doesnt matter but.... it does... i mean, its not everything, of course. but it is important to girls..."

yes. size matters. any girl who says it doesnt is lying
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#21
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I think between 5 and 13 inches it's not an issue. Less, probably be tough to make sexy time, more probably painful.

13 inches?? What kind of craters are you ****ing?
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#23
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I wont go near a guy with a smaller penis than mine...



no it doesn't matter.

Lol, take a look at the poll results and see what she voted for. Liiiiaaaarrr
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sorry. i didnt mean to offend or anything, i was just telling my story.
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#26
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13 inches?? What kind of craters are you ****ing?


That's on the far end of the spectrum...but you need to watch some more porn haha.

You'd be surprised what some chicks can fit in there O.o

But yea, reasonably, 9-10 inches max.
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#27
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I wont go near a guy with a smaller penis than mine...



no it doesn't matter.



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#29
sometimes too big a penis can lead to injury to both the weilder and the beholder... i mean you could ****in impale someone with a 10 incher i'm sure. Unless they have the bottomless pit for a vagina.
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#30
It does matter. Sure, it matters what you can do with it too, but nobody can be impressed by a 4 incher.

And does anyone else wonder why there aren't more threads about vaginas (rather than penises) around here?
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#32
^^^^ akwarrrdddddd
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#33
Of course size matters, ask a girl if she'd prefer a guy with a 5 incher or a 7.
I'm average but i know that the majority women to in fact care about it. Just as most men want a women with big tits, most women want a guy with a big schlong.
In the UK its said that 67% (or something like that) are disatisfied with their partners size.
But in the end, life goes on and if a girl actually says to you you have a small **** then you say that that her hole is a gateway to Narnia.
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#34
as long as it isn't quite small im fairly sure they dont care that much
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#35
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Just as most men want a women with big tits, most women wants a guy with a big schlong.


greatest analogy ever. i think that is pretty right.
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#36
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#37
As long as it's not un-useable, then you'll be fine. Virgins prefer smaller penises too, 'cause it hurts them less, apparently.
#38
Quote by NoSoupForDeath
i'd have to say, it all depends, if you're a one incher you're useless but if you're a 5 incher there's hope. Just become good in bed. As I've said before some japanese guy with a 4 inch penis gave some girl in japana 5 orgasms in like less than an hour soo i think it's skill that matters mainly.


that's not very much, i can do 9 in 45 minutes no kidding. size-matters
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#39
Quote by Trevor6
Yes, because if you have a small dick you might as well have a vagina.

This guy wins.

I'm gonna say anywhere from 6-8 inches is good, then again, I'm no chick. Though if you've got a 5 incher you shouldn't be worrying much. Learn how to please her orally.

edit:
And I love how all these small cocked nerds say how chicks that want guys with bigger cocks are sluts yet they want chicks with big tits and perfect bodies. Grow up.
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#40
^ I didn't see anyone who said that. did I miss something?
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