Poll: Who Done Gone And Fapped Now?
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View poll results: Who Done Gone And Fapped Now?
I fapped to teh Cinemax
15 45%
I never fapped to teh Cinemax...I use teh intranetz pr0nz0rz
18 55%
Voters: 33.
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#1
ZOMG!! theres this show on cinemax right now, where i swear to god every 2 minutes there is a lesbian sex scene that goes on for 5 its fapping fun lol hahah

discuss this cinepr0n
#7
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haha im jsut bored as shit

Only one cure for that...


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#9
yeah, softcore porn sucks. ie hbo/cinemax
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#10
Lame, I buy all my porn...
* casualty01 slinks away, sad, with a paddle in one hand and a strap on in the other.
#12
no im 15 i dont fap to it, i just like watchin how bad the actors are...i have no idea what the fuck the storyline is about...some wierd as ****in whale n shit...
#13
Okay then, soft cable porn is boring as hell, except for "Lord of the G-strings" that had some pretty funny parts.
#14
The 'whale' is secretely a Communist plot in disguise to rule the world. Don't let those hot lesbian actresses fool you.
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#15
those shows are kinda funny in a way but you must be one sad, sad little man if you can get off to that shit..
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#16
Quote by TheClincher
no im 15 i dont fap to it, i just like watchin how bad the actors are...i have no idea what the fuck the storyline is about...some wierd as ****in whale n shit...


Are you drunk? If not, there is no excuse.
#20
Quote by TheClincher
evryone has fapped to it once in their life...


I remember finding the quick channel switch button on the T.V. when I was but a tween.
#21
Quote by pdomres
Skinemax is great... If you're a 12-year-old living in 1992.


yumm

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evryone has fapped to it once in their life...


*slowly raises hand* guiltyyyy


that was my first nut busted, ahhhh good times.
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#22
there was one show called kinky kong... by far the most funny porno i have seen in ages..it was bout this hughe monkey that got boners and was chained down all the time and whe he got a boner the chains would break and he would go try to **** something hillarious
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You know what you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

...

Well hung.


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I was about to jack off until I looked at this.... asshole


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#23
duuude i've unfortunately seen that one.
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#24
Quote by stratkat
Okay then, soft cable porn is boring as hell, except for "Lord of the G-strings" that had some pretty funny parts.


I've seen most of that. Dildo Baggins. LOLZORZ
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#25
Quote by pdomres
I remember finding the quick channel switch button on the T.V. when I was but a tween.

ah, that button has worked wonders
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#26
yeah kinky kong was classic i quit fapping so i could watch it it was quite funny .... which is sad for a porn lol
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You know what you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

...

Well hung.


Quote by clincher09
I was about to jack off until I looked at this.... asshole


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#29
I bought Cinemax over the summer. Those were the best nights of my life. Hooray for Bikini Airways and Lord Of The G-Strings.
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#30
cat house is on H.B.O dingle berry ...but an awsome show none the less
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You know what you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

...

Well hung.


Quote by clincher09
I was about to jack off until I looked at this.... asshole


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#31
When the best nights of your life are centered around softcore cable porn, it's time for a change.
#34
thats why thrers H.B.O
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You know what you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

...

Well hung.


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I was about to jack off until I looked at this.... asshole


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#35
I don't even have CineMax...I got basic cable, and I don't even need that.
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#36
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When the best nights of your life are centered around softcore cable porn, it's time for a change.

oh come on Arthur, you know Bikini Cavegirl is where it's at!

#38
Spiderbabe rocks.

Its more of a comedy than a softcore porn then.
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#39
yeah but still awsome though lol ... i seen it and actuially thought it was like a spiderman movie lol ...
Quote by AK Guitarist



You know what you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

...

Well hung.


Quote by clincher09
I was about to jack off until I looked at this.... asshole


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#40
Quote by Arthur Curry
When the best nights of your life are centered around softcore cable porn, it's time for a change.

It was that or ESPN News. I prefer to beat off to women playing with balls, not men.
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I think white people are better than black people.
While this statement is kinda racist and straightforward, it does have many FACTS to back it up lolz.

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