Ahh, is there any way i can put some variety of decent tremolo arm on a guitar that has like, a stop tail or whatever, without re-routing it? Kind of like putting a tremolo on a les paul sort of thing?
You may find www.stetsbar.com interesting.

Although, in saying that, I went from them to Kahler (routing required) to get a decent trem on my SG.
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Check out bowen handles. I'm pretty sure they just replace the stop bar. No drilling and it should be reversed easily.