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#1
So yesterday some guy kissed my girlfriend. I really care about her and I really want to beat this kids ass. I don't know who it is or how big he is. I fractured my elbow but its not in a cast or anything. The doctor said that if there was any more major stress to my elbow the bone would split and they would have to go in and do surgery on it. Do you think I should still fight this kid?
#2
Do you think you can take him?

Edit: nevermind, I read the whole thing....find out how big he is first

Edit: read it a second time...find out who he is first, and whether he knew she was your girlfriend
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#3
The thing you should investigate first is your girlfriend's involvement. Did she want to kiss him? Maybe she even started it? (as a worst case scenario)
#5
yeah hear both sides of the story. because i find it retarded when guys get pissed at the other guy for "stealing your girl"
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Honestly no. I've never gotten in a real fight before.
#8
you see, son, you've made the classic mistake.

Don't hit the bloke, hit your girlfriend.

It's pretty ****ing obvious if you think about it.
#9
Aww he kissed your girlfriend that's so cute. Unless he threw her onto a table and mounted her a kiss is nothing, get over it.
#10
Investigate more.
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#11
Yeah, 'cause physically hurting someone is always the way forward... prick.
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#13
If he kissed her and she didn't stop him, you've got bigger problems than this dude.
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#15
I wouldn't advise hitting him since it could mess up your arm. Kicking is probably the best way to go. A couple kicks in the groin to knock him down then a few kicks to the head/ribs and you're good to go. Cleats are advised.
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#16
no.

it sounds like if he kissed your girl it's as much her fault as his...talk to her about it. if he just tried to kiss her but she didn't let him, get over it, be flattered that you've got an attractive girlfriend who wouldn't cheat on you.

if you feel you have to confront him, just be grown up about it and talk to him rather than fighting him.

i hate the whole "macho" thing so much. ugh.
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you see, son, you've made the classic mistake.

Don't hit the bloke, hit your girlfriend.

It's pretty ****ing obvious if you think about it.


sick ****er. i hope your joking. on wednesday i saw some wigger dude slap a girl into the wall thinking he was tuff and cool. yea then like 4 guys beat the living shit out of him. the broke his jaw and cracked his skull and he needed surgery n shit. it was pretty cool cause the 4 guys who hit him didnt get in trouble and thw wigger kid got suspended.
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#18
kick your girlfriends ass then proceed to have ass sex with the guy.
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#19
If he kissed her against her I'd definetely do something if I was you. If she didn't say no I'd go cry in a corner. Then get a new GF.
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#20
Your girlfriend kissed him you twat. Be angry at her, not at the poor sucker who kissed her.

And going and fighting over it doesn't make you cool, it just makes you enemies.
#21
Bring a bat just in case. Maybe a couple of friends too, Or just find out if he has a sister.
#22
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Yeah, 'cause physically hurting someone is always the way forward.



Yup. haha. Your g/f is probably more involved than you think. If you still want to fight him, just kick him in the balls 246373 times. You'll be doing three things here. First, getting revenge. Second, making sure he'll never want to be naked in front of a girl again. Third, It will be funny as hell. Get it on tape and put it on Youtube.
#23
dude dont go and try to start a fight with him because if u get ure ass kicked ull look a nob. Just go and have a fat go at him and tell him hes a ****ing inconsiderate prick and if he starts some shit, destroy him. Never start a fight, but defend yourself to the last.

O make sure u find out the situation first tho, might end up with ure gf being the one that needs a talking to...
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#24
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kick your girlfriends ass then proceed to have ass sex with the guy.

personaly id do that the other way round
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Honestly no. I've never gotten in a real fight before.



so you want your first fight to be with a broken elbow?
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#26
Ok, I really don't want to fight. Thats not the kind of person I am. But i cant just not do anything. Trust me im not trying to be macho or anything. Im going to have a long talk with my gf today too.
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go to your local ebay and buy some molotov cocktails and rape an pwn everything in sight thats what i would do


no but really
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Ok, I really don't want to fight. Thats not the kind of person I am. But i cant just not do anything. Trust me im not trying to be macho or anything. Im going to have a long talk with my gf today too.


Obvious move here: dump the bitch, then cockslap her.
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#31
Sounds like your girlfriend is also to blame, she didn't stop him. Did the guy even know she was taken?

But if you do want to fight you should say something like.
"Hello, I would like to fight you but please be careful because my elbow's not in tip-top condition"
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#34
Don't fight over a girl you moron. She wouldn't kiss him if she didn't want to, and the fact that she wanted to should make you question your relationship. I say dump the girl for being an untrustworthy slut, but don't get physical.
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#36
**** fists, just knife that ****er
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#38
did she slap him after he kissed her??

if not then i guess she liked it, but nah fighting is the lowest way to solve your problems......specially when you're injured.
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#39
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sick ****er. i hope your joking. on wednesday i saw some wigger dude slap a girl into the wall thinking he was tuff and cool. yea then like 4 guys beat the living shit out of him. the broke his jaw and cracked his skull and he needed surgery n shit. it was pretty cool cause the 4 guys who hit him didnt get in trouble and thw wigger kid got suspended.


Nope, I'm not joking.

Those italians had the right idea with their blood honour mentality.

Slapping a girl into a wall is going a bit far though.
#40
Since you obviously can't fight I suggest using a knife, a hammer, or pulling a gat on him. Also, dump you're girlfriend. She's obviously honking every guy in your town. Kill her if you get a chance, but definitely kill him.


Btw, whats with all this hippy, "fighting isn't the answer, man..." shit? Some metalheads need to come into this thread and give you some ideas on how to really take care of him.
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