#1
i know that there are more people in this forum then any of the others and the title was just to throw you off so haha!just anser...i have no idea what to do...for about a year and a half ive been practicing on my own and i had one lesson about 3 months ago cuz i got worried i might have developed some bad habits but he said none and he wasnt the greatest teacher so went bak to self teaching myself but for about a month now i feel like ive hit a big wall...i know my blues scale, major scale, pentatonic (all over the neck)...i have no idea what to practice or how to improve...any suggestions?
#4


until you starting talking about scales, i thought your 'teacher' was some creepy priest.
#7
You had a penis teacher? a male penis teacher? I gotta say im glad you went back to teaching yo self. don't worry, eventually you'll find that special someone and you can play penis together. Until then just be happy with using all your spare time to play by yourself
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Only buy guitars that have had their wood harvested from the north side of the tree, during the summer solstice, by virgin druids suffering from dwarfism. Next stupid question, please.
#8
Learn some new songs, learn how to fingerpick or play slide, get better at soloing faster with alternate and sweep picking, practice chords/rhythm guitar, write music. . . that should occupy you for the next, say, 50 years.
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#9
I've been wondering this myself. What would actually having a penis feel like?
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#10
Why can't I read that?
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#12
arse. dont make duplicate threads at once.
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#13
...did you miss the section of the forums that were actually made for this kind of question?

im guessing so.
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#14
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I've been wondering this myself. What would actually having a penis feel like?

Like POWER. Pure, unadultered power.
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Only buy guitars that have had their wood harvested from the north side of the tree, during the summer solstice, by virgin druids suffering from dwarfism. Next stupid question, please.
#16
No one cares about your silly problems, now that you've set our thoughts to penises.
<Omri> I love trannys too..
#17
Quote by Dirtydeeds468
I've been wondering this myself. What would actually having a penis feel like?


how would having bewbz feel like??
#19
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how would having bewbz feel like??

Like weak subservience
Quote by lefty_strat_str
Only buy guitars that have had their wood harvested from the north side of the tree, during the summer solstice, by virgin druids suffering from dwarfism. Next stupid question, please.
#22
Quote by digimon go!
how would having bewbz feel like??


You're perverted.


edit: I'm sending you nude pics right now. Check your PMs
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#25
or having nothing where a penis is sposta be?
that would be weird
it would be wonderful not needing to defend myself against getting twapped
which royally sucks
that would be freedom, true freedom
#26
Quote by digimon go!
pr0n!!!!!!!!!


I'm just kidding. I'm actually a dude. But I'm still sending those nudes over to you.

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#27
noezzzzzzz!!!!!!
and to the guy who said whats it feel like to have nothing where your dick is its called being a girl
#28
Ok this thread officially sucks now. I tried to save it by injecting some light hearted controversy, but now its just stupid. Let it die with it's last scraps of dignity
Quote by lefty_strat_str
Only buy guitars that have had their wood harvested from the north side of the tree, during the summer solstice, by virgin druids suffering from dwarfism. Next stupid question, please.