#1
Alright so I have to go to a birthday party in a few hours, but I don't know what to get her for her birthday...
She said that she wants something funny, but not inappropriately funny. So, yeah, I couldn't think of anything. So, plz help. I will give a cookie to whoever gives me a good idea....
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Thank god you haven't left it to late..
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#4
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Thank god you haven't left it to late..




was just thinking that.

Something funny eh? A dvd with little britain
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#5
a funny singing card...or, write a funny song, record it, play it and give it to her in CD form...or....just show up wearing nothing but a bright red speedo, when she opens the door, pull out some baby oil, oil yourself up, whip cream your nipples, smile and sing happy birthday
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a funny singing card...


Theres no such thing.
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Nights alone by your side
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a funny singing card...or, write a funny song, record it, play it and give it to her in CD form...or....just show up wearing nothing but a bright red speedo, when she opens the door, pull out some baby oil, oil yourself up, whip cream your nipples, smile and sing happy birthday


. I don't think that is really appropriate, though it would be funny....
And yes I do realize that I waited till the last minute.
So far the best idea is a whoopie cushion...

EDIT: Or the shirt idea above ^
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#10
Need more info..

How old is she turning, and what's your relationship with her?

Girlfriend im assuming?
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#11
Quote by fronkpies
Theres no such thing.


good point..its all crappy cheesey music..they need some lamb of god ones...or maybe black metal ones that threaten to kill your dog and rape your grandmother with a sharpened stick, and then sing happy birthday...man...i'd love one of those
#12
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Go to her house naked and **** her. That would be funny.


Exactly what I was thinking!!!
#13
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Need more info..

How old is she turning, and what's your relationship with her?

Girlfriend im assuming?


She is turning 16, and no we are just friends....
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#14
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Exactly what I was thinking!!!

Twisted minds think alike.

You know what else would be funny? Get her a funny movie on DVD and when she puts it in it should be a gay elderly porn video. The whole family will laugh. Guaranteed.

Or get her a shirt that says, "I'm with stupid --->" and get a picture with her while standing where the arrow points.
#15
Get her a bar of soap.

I always got that from my grandma and never knew if she was being serious or implying that i smelled bad. :P
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#16
get her the village people greatest hits, i got one of my friends that, but it might not have the same effect giving it to a girl
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#17
Give her a cookie.
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dick in a box


Damn you, I searched this thread and i was about to say YES! I can post dick in a box, then i saw your post.

+1 though