#1
would you rather get porked by...

a long skinny penis?

or a short and fat penis...
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#6
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im vegitarian


Really? So like, what do you eat to get all of the other healthy stuff that meat has? I'm curious, as I'd like to try and not eat meat for a whole year.
#11
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Really? So like, what do you eat to get all of the other healthy stuff that meat has? I'm curious, as I'd like to try and not eat meat for a whole year.


I did it for a month, and I just found you get hungry alot more.

You can easily get all the nutrients you need from other things though.

Oh and short and fat
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#13
And if I was a chick, I imagine having a massive 18 incher shoved in your meat wallet wouldn't feel too pleasant. So... short and fat.
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#15
You and your friend having an argument?
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#16
Seeing as this has been boycotted into a vegetarian thread...... I was vegetarian for about 10 years, i stopped because i became dangerously anemic... so perhaps don't take my advice on getting all the healthy things from meat....... but eat lots of vegemince and quorn. It's low-fat as well.

And threadstarter, why no normal choices? Both sound a bit freakish and undesirable. Not saying i'm shallow enough not to let my boyfriend pork me if he was unfortunate enough to be either of those but I would probably dread it. I want a normal option!
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well depending on the woman 9-11 inches can like displace the ovary or something like that

............

kinda cool........
LOL
#21
lol

who the hell would want a chode?
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#22
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Womb entrance, not ovary, silly. the entrance to that is too tiny for anything to get any further.



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