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#1
So I'm getting laid next week...yes I'm a virgin

We're both 18 and I'm not gonna lie....I'm quite nervous

What advice can you guys give me?
#4
Wear one of those little rubber thingies over your pee-pee... lolz.

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#6
alright Im gonna give you the same advice that my dad gave me... don't screw it up, or it'll never happen again
#7
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#8
sex isnt that great, when you PLAN to do it...try to take her unexpected, THEN SUPLEX HER OUT THE WINDOW
#9
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sex isnt that great, when you PLAN to do it...try to take her unexpected, THEN SUPLEX HER OUT THE WINDOW

haha
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love is when a girl can fit both my balls in her mouth.
#10
make it something you both will remember..

ok put a condom on, start ****ing, get her really into it, quickly slip off your condom, blow it inside her!
#11
Quote by GdayArmstrong
make it something you both will remember..

ok put a condom on, start ****ing, get her really into it, quickly slip off your condom, blow it inside her!

haha another good 1.
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love is when a girl can fit both my balls in her mouth.
#12
OMFG! Don't do it or your pecker will fall off! It's all a conspiracy man! Her vag has teeth don't do it!!!
#14
Quote by GdayArmstrong
make it something you both will remember..

ok put a condom on, start ****ing, get her really into it, quickly slip off your condom, blow it inside her!


You're an idiot.
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#15
viagra then you will get one hell of a rep..
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#16
Premarital sex will blow your legs off.

And trust me, getting a wheelchair is hard when you lost your legs from having sex.
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#18
You've planned it to happen exactly in a week? You can't have planned sex, honestly. But when it comes to it, if it's with the right person, you'll enjoy it.
#19
Uh oh, you're supposed to wait till she's 21. Just watch out for her pussy troll, that's all I'm saying...
#20
Watch a bunch of hardcore porn like, 5 minutes before you go over... then announce you wish to try it all out.
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#21
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oooo i just bought some new nike 6.0s today. theyre quite nice. the look like vans old schools.


haha which ones
I was thinkin about gettin some 6.0's or SB's, but I got some air force 1's off of ebay instead
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#22
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Uh oh, you're supposed to wait till she's 21. Just watch out for her pussy troll, that's all I'm saying...

OFL
#23
date rape
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#24
Quote by NGD1313
OMFG! Don't do it or your pecker will fall off! It's all a conspiracy man! Her vag has teeth don't do it!!!


I think you should watch the movie, "Angst". You'd like it.

In all honesty, I can almost guarantee that your first time is going to suck. Neither of you are going to know what the hell you're doing and its going to be over way too soon. After that is when the real fun begins.
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#25
OMG!!!!!!! That is so cool!!!! Someone still needs to learn there is a thread in this forum called "THE SEX THREAD"!!!!!!

where you dont need to openly get to publicise the fact you're getting laid in exactly 7days.
now go and try to convice ur girl not to dump you within the next 6 days...
#26
Quote by af_the_fragile
OMG!!!!!!! That is so cool!!!! Someone still needs to learn there is a thread in this forum called "THE SEX THREAD"!!!!!!

where you dont need to openly get to publicise the fact you're getting laid in exactly 7days.
now go and try to convice ur girl not to dump you within the next 6 days...


Would he not be publicizing the fact that he is getting some tail in exactly 7 days had he posted this in the Sex Thread? You're really not helping the issue here. Please, vanish.

My only real advice is to take things slow. Don't just ram it in and go rooting around. Its just like practicing with a metronome. You can't play 32nd notes at 200bpm the first time you pick up a guitar. You've gotta start slowly with quarter notes at 40bpm and work your way up. Just pay attention to her reactions. She'll let you know when you're doing it right. Communication is key.

Good luck, buddy.
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Would he not be publicizing the fact that he is getting some tail in exactly 7 days had he posted this in the Sex Thread? You're really not helping the issue here. Please, vanish.

My only real advice is to take things slow. Don't just ram it in and go rooting around. Its just like practicing with a metronome. You can't play 32nd notes at 200bpm the first time you pick up a guitar. You've gotta start slowly with quarter notes at 40bpm and work your way up. Just pay attention to her reactions. She'll let you know when you're doing it right. Communication is key.

Good luck, buddy.

I wish everyone knew that.
#29
You are having sex next week?? What that hell did you do, make an appointment??
#30
Quote by wolfdyne
Zuka, you are a complete bitch. Why doesn't everyone love you?


justin, long time no see. I don't really know why you said this because her (i think?) post wasn't directed at anyone, nor was it even negative. Unless you were refering to your opinoin of her in general. Either way you're just asking for a fight.

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#32
18 and still a virgin....I hope you and the woolly mammoth have a tremendous time together.
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#33
^You, shut up.

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You are having sex next week?? What that hell did you do, make an appointment??


You raise a good point.

Wolfdyne, what the hell is your problem? She didn't do anything to merit such an attack. Chill out, man.
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#35
Quote by fireman464
You are having sex next week?? What that hell did you do, make an appointment??


Some couples do it that way, I remember when I scheduled sex.

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18 and still a virgin....I hope you and the woolly mammoth have a tremendous time together.


At least he's honest, that's always good.
#36
Quote by Xerothunder
Watch a bunch of hardcore porn like, 5 minutes before you go over... then announce you wish to try it all out.


It isn't hurting her

In sincerity though, just go for it, there isn't much advice anyone can give.
#37
i wish i was getting laid next week....
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+1. This man knows his ****.


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#38
Quote by The Casualty
I remember when I scheduled sex.


Yeah, I'm booked solid at the moment. ::type
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#39
Quote by AK Guitarist
Yeah, I'm booked solid at the moment. ::type



Mine too, and next month's looking pretty good too.
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Quote by Xerothunder
Watch a bunch of hardcore porn like, 5 minutes before you go over... then announce you wish to try it all out.

You mean watch it with her right?
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