#1
my family isn't even chinese and my mom is going to give me 300 dollars because she is a fung shei person
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#3
i want $300
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... I only got $20
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#5
Wow ... I can't even remember the last time my parents gave me anywhere near a third of that.
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#6
Man wish I was getting $300 dollars but mum just said to me she is gettin me and my step dad and her chinese so that is cool and she is giving me tweny dollars that will go towaards a peddle for my amp.
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tell your mum to give me $300
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#8
I have a ton of Asian friends, they told me to ask my mom to get me something. So I asked my mom, and we went out for Panda Express (Chinese Fast Food).

I'm like German, French, English, American.
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#9
Your mom must be a really nice lady...
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#10
im asian and i really hate chinese new year i have to go to my aunts house where she always complains about my long hair and listening to "inappropriate music" and going to a "good" college

but aside form that i love getting free money
#11
I hate the Chinese New Year. Because on their calendar I'm apparently "The Cock"
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I hate the Chinese New Year. Because on their calendar I'm apparently "The Cock"


Well, it's beter than being "The Pussy."
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#13
Dammit, my mom's Chinese and I probably won't be getting any money at all ><
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I'm a goat.
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Yeah I just realized something awesome I am the dragon.
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I is the monkey
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im asian and i really hate chinese new year i have to go to my aunts house where she always complains about my long hair and listening to "inappropriate music" and going to a "good" college

but aside form that i love getting free money


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#21
Hey!

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

(and no I'm not chinese but my mother is half chinese...)
and I'm not getting any and I mean anything... (damn your lucky...)

and oh I'm a snake on the chinese calendar...

#22
happy new year! i got $8 from my neighbours even tho I don't celebrate it
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#23
幸福中國新年

My family is Chinese but we're not doing anything today because our restaurant is fully booked.
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#24
I'm year of the Ram.

Woo.
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#25
I'm the goat >.>
Happy Chinese New Years.
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#27
Hahahaha I like how you put it.
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#28
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my family isn't even chinese and my mom is going to give me 300 dollars because she is a fung shei person



So your mum buys into some bullshit about how moving furniture around can make you happier, and you get $300 as a result of aforementioned bullshit.


Damn you...
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#31
I know i will some money but damn 300 is alot. That is just a little more than i get from my whole family.
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I went to a HUUUUUUUUGE party last night, SE1 party (if anyone in London had heard of it)man, ive never seen so many Chinese people all in one place before.
I went with my fellow Jap mates, a couple Chinese friends and a couple of Koreans- was pretty mad.
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#33
kung hei fat choi to everyone...


(thats happy new year btw). i read that at the bottom of the menu at some chinese restaurant last night. also, saying 'hoi chay ong' (not sure of spelling, learnt it by ear) means shoot me. i got that from rush hour...