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#1
Well, so I have officially gotten my girlfriend pregnant, and we didn't even technically have sex! this is a warning to all you younger kids, don't finger your girlfriend if there's even the slightest chance you have jizz on your fingers!
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Yes

but it was odd, we didn't have anything overly important stolen

and among the stolen items: Bananas

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Some guy stole one of my pants and the plastic bottles.
#3
so you're screwed basically

EDIT: yeah im pretty sure shes cheating on you...
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#6
dude, just tell her parents exactly what happened. Theyll be uber pissed still, but not as much as if you actually did her
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#8
Dude that jizz on finger thread is pretty damn old now. Which reminds me, anyone remember the ohio emo kid thing? Remember? With the girl that had crusty vagina armpits and who got ohio emo kid to send a picture of his dick to?
#9
that sucks a lot. buy, yeah, how do you know that its really your baby?
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#10
Your girlfriend isn't Anna Nicole Smith by any chance is it?
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#11
dude, her parents, what? she and I don't live with our parents nemore, but ya
Quote by GiantRaven
Yes

but it was odd, we didn't have anything overly important stolen

and among the stolen items: Bananas

Quote by Vantage
Some guy stole one of my pants and the plastic bottles.
#12
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dude, just tell her parents exactly what happened. Theyll be uber pissed still, but not as much as if you actually did her


yeah, not like it's his kid anyway

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there unplugtheradio
Last edited by ckellingc at Feb 18, 2007,
#13
I would give you a flame sheild, but i dont think its gonna help.
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#14


oh my god.

sucked in man.. honestly.

how would you feel?
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#15
cuz, I know her real well, she wouldn't cheat and if she did, she would tell me right away, plus when the baby's born, even if I'm not the real father I'm not gonna get a dna test, I'm gonna raise it as my own, so...
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Yes

but it was odd, we didn't have anything overly important stolen

and among the stolen items: Bananas

Quote by Vantage
Some guy stole one of my pants and the plastic bottles.
#16
It's actually my baby.

Sorry bitch.
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Having sex in a pool full of jello? How strangely erotic. No, not just any sex, butts-*gets shot*

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#18
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So...


Did you jack off on her toilet seat or something?


no, i fingered her, read above!
Quote by GiantRaven
Yes

but it was odd, we didn't have anything overly important stolen

and among the stolen items: Bananas

Quote by Vantage
Some guy stole one of my pants and the plastic bottles.
#19
Wow, just wow. Get ready to be chained to her thanks to that kid

Welcome to the rest of your life.
#20
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the pit will eat you alive.

someone photoshop that over this...



i totally would if i had photoshop...but i dont...
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#22
ya, well, I was gonna propose soon anyways, but still, it's just a warning for all yall younger kids
Quote by GiantRaven
Yes

but it was odd, we didn't have anything overly important stolen

and among the stolen items: Bananas

Quote by Vantage
Some guy stole one of my pants and the plastic bottles.
#25
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I ****ing loved that game!
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You're a bald gopher with wings that lives in the countryside, working on a farm.


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Having sex in a pool full of jello? How strangely erotic. No, not just any sex, butts-*gets shot*

God bless the underdog and God bless the antihero.
#26
No, you read a stupid thread from ages ago, and decided to lamely copy it to get noticed.
#29
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Dude that jizz on finger thread is pretty damn old now. Which reminds me, anyone remember the ohio emo kid thing? Remember? With the girl that had crusty vagina armpits and who got ohio emo kid to send a picture of his dick to?

Ha yeah I remember that. I remember he made a post in the msuicianstalk area of this forum and when he posted like three guys immediately said aren't you the crusty vagina armpits guy?

God I feel old having to talk to myself.
#30
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ya, well, I was gonna propose soon anyways, but still, it's just a warning for all yall younger kids


please tell me that your birthday in your info isn't true... a Jr in high school getting married?
#32
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please tell me that your birthday in your info isn't true... a Jr in high school getting married?




either hes an idiot or hes lying
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#34
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yeah, not like it's his kid anyway

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there unplugtheradio



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#35
*Psst*

(It didn't really happen.)
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You're a bald gopher with wings that lives in the countryside, working on a farm.


Quote by Bubban
Having sex in a pool full of jello? How strangely erotic. No, not just any sex, butts-*gets shot*

God bless the underdog and God bless the antihero.
#36
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no, i fingered her, read above!


Ah, I didn't pay attention to all the jibber jabber. You're still screwed though...
#37
Quote by ckellingc
yeah, not like it's his kid anyway

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there unplugtheradio


What the ****? Where's that picture from?
#38


Not another one of these threads...
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#39
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So...


Did you jack off on her toilet seat or something?


That's what you gave me for Valentine's Day
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it's true
#40
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That's what you gave me for Valentine's Day


Ah yes, the gift that keeps on giving.
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