Poll: Do YOU fear the aged?
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View poll results: Do YOU fear the aged?
Yes, they be mighty scary
8 19%
No, they're just people, but older....
27 64%
You're a freak, this thread is wrong in the face, etc.
7 17%
Voters: 42.
#1
Okay, so my Granny is over at my house for dinner, and I love her as my Nan n such but... I've kinda always had a slight fear of old people... They're so fragile I wouldn't want to touch them for fear of hurting them, and I've always thought they might have some way of stealing my youth

So yeh, anyone else afraid of the old?

EDIT: Oh, and give your reasons.
#2
No, not really.

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#3
Wtf? No, cherish the moment you have with your elders.


In a strictly platonic way.
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#4
^^^^ couldn't have put it better myself

edit: to dinkydaisy
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#6
Lol i woodnt say im scared. But u no, thye can b incredibly stereotypical, judging and rowdy when ina group. So i would perhaps be a little scared if cajught off guard and i end up in the same room as a large group of them.
#9
WTF? Dude how can you seriously be afraid of old people? They are like the most..weak...creatures...ever
#11
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...why?


im guessing by the eye rolling you can guess it was a joke?
#12
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im guessing by the eye rolling you can guess it was a joke?


...


i dont get the joke.
#13
I saw something about a dude who actually has a really bad fear of grannies. So much so that when he was in a supermarket and these two pensioners walk towards him he had a panic attack and collapsed. I think he's just saying it so he doesn't have to encounter his mother in law
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#14
im not afraid of them.

i just think theyre annoying. they love to complain to me at work about the smallest discrepancy on prices of groceries they buy. i mean seriously. something might cost $1.25, and it comes up at like $1.30, and they get totally pissed off.
#15
Some old guy called the cops on me and my friend for no reason, blamed us for fireworks or something.

Well cops came turned out we were innocent and the guy got a talking to about false alarms.

But no I love my granny.....

Depends more on the people than their age, however most old people have gotten annoying IMO.
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#16
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Oh yes, I'm so afraid of their 20 mph driving.



Ha! You should see my Nan, last year she got a couple of points on her license, because she just hates goin slow, so whenever we go anywhere as a family everyone's like 'Just don't let Winnie drive!'
#17
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I've always thought they might have some way of stealing my youth

Yes, at night, when you're not looking, they suck in your youth and next morning you wake up and you're just like them.


#18
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Yes, at night, when you're not looking, they suck in your youth and next morning you wake up and you're just like them.






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#19
Nah they don't bother me. This shop where I work has a few old customers, and I gotta say most of them really tend to have the right idea about life. You can learn a lot from 'em.