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Post your odd Cha Cha conversations here.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Michael(8366)
Michael(8366): Welcome to ChaCha!
Michael(8366): Hello.
Michael(8366): Could you please provide more information to help me with this search?
You: Hi I need help getting a ball unstuck
Michael(8366): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I just want my ball to be unstuck
You: anything that could help?
Michael(8366): No...
Michael(8366): I do not have enough information...
Michael(8366): To process your request.
You: It is behind this big T.V.
You: It is very important
Michael(8366): I am sorry but that is not the kind of question that lends itself to an Internet search.
Michael(8366): I must go now.
Michael(8366): Thank you for choosing ChaCha!
You: no wait
Michael(8366): Bye now!
You: I need you!!!
Michael(8366): You will survive, I guarantee it.
Michael(8366): Thank you for using ChaCha!
You: No please stay with me
Status: Session ended.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: brittany(34956)
brittany(34956): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
brittany(34956): Hello there/
You: I need help getting this ball unstuck
brittany(34956): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Any recomendations on what might work? \
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Joseph(56466)
Joseph(56466): Welcome to ChaCha!
Joseph(56466): hi
Joseph(56466): what exactly can I help you with?
You: I need to find something to unstick a ball
Joseph(56466): ok what kind of ball is it
You: A stick doesn't work and neither does a trained cat
Joseph(56466): and where is it stuck
You: It is a tennis ball
You: 1 sec
Joseph(56466): and where is it stuck?
You: It is stuck behind a big tv
You: I can't climb over it
You: There is a bit of a space between the back of the unit and the wall. A triangle shape or maybe about .5, maybe 1 metre squared
Joseph(56466): get some freinds to help you move the tv so u can get to the ball
You: no they can't
You: I have no friends...
You: I just need to search for ideas
Joseph(56466): well you might be able to hire a moving companu to mo ver it
Joseph(56466): they would help you
You: It has high value to me and they might destroy it
Joseph(56466): thats really the only options
You: what about a harpoon with a suction cup on the tip?
You: Mind if I call you Joe?
Joseph(56466): thats ok
You: Anyways, movers brake things. Can you come over?
You: Joe
Joseph(56466): sorry I dont meet people off the internet
You: Ok, afraid they rape you or something. LOL jk jk Joe.
You: Anymore ideas?
Joseph(56466): u could put like really sticky tape on the end of a stick
Joseph(56466): and try to pick it up that way
You: No not enough room.
You: What about a vacuum cleaner?
Joseph(56466): you could try
You: Can i search for ********* now?
Joseph(56466): that is offensive
Joseph(56466): bye
Joseph(56466): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jerry(47949)
Jerry(47949): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jerry(47949): Hello, I will be assisting you with your search today.
Jerry(47949): I would need more information to narrow down your search.
You: Hey I need agun, a big gun
Jerry(47949): Let me transfer you to another guide who can further assist you.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(53824)
Jennifer(53824): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jennifer(53824): Hello There!
You: Hey
Jennifer(53824): What can I find for you today?
You: a big gun '
Jennifer(53824): So, you're looking for Gun Retailers?
You: I live a part of town with big bears and I mean BIG
You: No I'm lloking for a gun big enough to blow a hole through the bears heads
You: The steal all of my fish from my boat
Jennifer(53824): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Carolyn(21592)
Carolyn(21592): Welcome to ChaCha!
Carolyn(21592): Hi
You: Need a gun to shoot a bear
Carolyn(21592): anything specific on guns?
You: It is legal in my country
You: A BIG gun
You: any results?
You: Oh this isn't recreation this is war.
You: Those bears steal all my fish
You: Something like an automatic tank rifle bazooka would be nice
You: Talk to me what's up?
Carolyn(21592): searching
Carolyn(21592): Are these results sufficient?
Carolyn(21592): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
Carolyn(21592): It was my pleasure helping you today. Please return to Chacha for all your search needs. Have a great day!
You: no, I need something like a mix between an elephant gun and a tank
Carolyn(21592): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Kim(20614)
Kim(20614): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
Kim(20614): Hello
You: Need a really ealthy cereal
Kim(20614): Are you looking for any specific cereal?
Kim(20614): Okay, let me take a look.
You: No I just need to lose weight.
Kim(20614): Okay let me see what I can find.
You: I weigh around 10 stone and nned to be at around 5 this year
You: Do you think I need lypo instead?
Kim(20614): I would have no idea.
You: I'm like 50% body fat and am i risk of heart failure
You: My left arm hurts
You: Is this bad?
You: I have to go.

Yes I know how to use the search button but that thread is closed.
#2
any idea why its closed?
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#4
One day youll grow up and get a job, then little brats insulting u at work won't be so funny.

The Casualty, i just had my laptop screen tilted at a funny angle so your sig suddenly became really clear, ive never noticed that before
#8
wasnt there a reaosn why the other threads were closed? it was fun while it lasted but not so much anymore u wanna knwo something fun use ip-relay its the funnest shit in the world to rpank call epople on
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