#1
This is where everybody can talk about the best team in scotland rangers just some conditions everyone is welcome no mater what team they support but no bigotry or sectarianism
#3
Rangers lead the way!


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#4
That was a good idea, lets start a non-sectarian thread that takes one side in one of earth biggest sectarian rivalries. you're a fucking idiot. and i have no connections to rangers or celtic, but for the record, st mirren has lost less games than rangers in the past year. deal with it.
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'Nuff said really.
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#9
All true fans of Scottish football should abandon Rangers and Walter Smith for what they have done to the International team...

I was actually beginning to give a little respect Walter Smith's way when he had Scotland at the top of the group and getting the young kids on the same page... then he goes and does this... what a pillock.
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#17
Let's face it, Newcastle and Rangers youth squads would pwn Derby.
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Lets face it, Newcastle would pwn Rangers


YEA BABY!!!!! newcastle would DEFINETELY own rangers.
Even though I wuld prefere Rangers to Celtic...........
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#21
Inverness Cali Thistle for the fricking win

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#23
Rangers Fact Sheet

Q. Two Rangers supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?

A. Society.


Q. What does a Rangers supporter use as protection during sex?

A. A Bus shelter.


Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Rangers supporter?

A. Granny.


Q. What do you call a Rangers supporter in a suit?

A. The defendant.


Q. What do you call a female Rangers supporter in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.


Q. If you are driving and you see a Rangers supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

A. It might be your bike.


Q. Two Rangers supporters in a car without booming drum and bass - who is driving?

A. The policeman!


Q. Why is three Rangers supporters going over a cliff in Lexus a shame?

A. Because a Lexus has four seats.


Q. What do you say to a Rangers supporter with a job?

A. Big Mac please.


BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE....


You know you're a Rangers supporter when:


1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

7. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.

8. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.

9. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

10. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

11. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.


and more.....


What do Rangers fans and mushrooms got in common?
A: They both sit in the dark and feed on nothing but crap.
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Q: How many Rangers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't matter, cos they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway.
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Paul Le Guen was going to the Gers halloween party as a pumpkin.
Come midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach.
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Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being.
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Q. What's Blue, white, red and funny?
A: A bus load of Rangers supporters going over a cliff
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Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.
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There's a rumour going about that if you buy a season ticket at Ibrox then you get a free space suit. Apparently it's due to the lack of atmosphere...
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Q: How do you save a blue nosed Bear from drowning?
A: Take yer foot aff his heid.
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Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
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Barry Ferguson walks into a sperm donor bank...
"I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Ferguson "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?"
"Why do I need help?" asks Ferguson. The receptionist replies
"Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker....".
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Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a teabag?
A: A teabag can stay in the cup longer!
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Q: What is the difference between Rangers and a bucket of ****e?
A: The bucket!
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Q: What do you call a double decker bus with with ten Rangers fans driving over the edge of a cliff??
A: A waste of space as you can get loads more in.
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Q: What's the difference between a female hun, and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.
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A new red, white and blue Oxo cube is about to be launched in the shops, It'll be called "laughing stock".
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Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Rangers players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Q: What's the difference between a Rangers fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Q: How do you kill a Rangers fan when he's drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head!
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Q: Why do Rangers supporters have moustaches?
A: So they can look like their mothers.
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Q: What do Rangers fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
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Q: Whats black and brown and looks good on a Rangers fan?
A: A Rottweiler.
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Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Rangers fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
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Q: What do you call a Rangers Fc fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar
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Q: What do you get when you offer a Rangers fan a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change!

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#24
I like the Glasgow Rangers, seeing as I'm a fan of the German club Borussia Dortmund...last time I checked, the fan-friendship between the two clubs was still active

Plus, Stefan Klos was a great keeper...he won the Champions League with Dortmund in 97 then went to Glasgow were he finished his career...
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I like the Glasgow Rangers, seeing as I'm a fan of the German club Borussia Dortmund...last time I checked, the fan-friendship between the two clubs was still active

Plus, Stefan Klos was a great keeper...he won the Champions League with Dortmund in 97 then went to Glasgow were he finished his career...


as did Paul Lambert
#29
Not a Rangers fan, but it would be incredible to see them win the quadruple titles.
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Let's face it, Newcastle and Rangers youth squads would pwn Derby.

Sabu, you really do confuse me with your randomness
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as did Paul Lambert


he played for celtic though didn't he?