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#1
this chick with braces was sucking me off, and when i, withdrew, i got snaged. lots of blood, cum, spit, painfull, hard to clean, had to wrap my wang in a coton bandage thing. i actualy have a small scar. any way share your pain. what happened to YOU?
#3
I'm still cringing from reading that.

I have no experiences to add, just wanted to say how much that hurt me. Even though it didn't even happen to me.
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#4
Quote by timesharescam
this chick with braces was sucking me off, and when i, withdrew, i got snaged. lots of blood, cum, spit, painfull, hard to clean, had to wrap my wang in a coton bandage thing. i actualy have a small scar. any way share your pain. what happened to YOU?

theres something wrong with this
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#6
Wow. That was cringe-worthy. Must have been pretty embarrasing for the chick.
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#7
Quote by timesharescam
this chick with braces was sucking me off, and when i, withdrew, i got snaged. lots of blood, cum, spit, painfull, hard to clean, had to wrap my wang in a coton bandage thing. i actualy have a small scar. any way share your pain. what happened to YOU?


DAM!!
thats gotta suck for you!!
no experiences for me..
just readin other peoples... misfortunes..
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#8
Oh jesus that's horrible, ugh.

Em, I once cracked my head of a speaker cabinet having sex...
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#9
im seriously praying for you right now threadstarter. that sounds like hell.
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#11
Quote by ImNotSmart
theres something wrong with this


Something VERY wrong with this...
#15
Quote by Eric 666
well at least you got a blowjob.


Man, I would rather jack off alone in my room than have that happen!
#17
Quote by timesharescam
this chick with braces was sucking me off, and when i, withdrew, i got snaged. lots of blood, cum, spit, painfull, hard to clean, had to wrap my wang in a coton bandage thing. i actualy have a small scar. any way share your pain. what happened to YOU?


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#18
Anyone who has ever had sex, very drunk, outdoors with a condom on, knows that you have NO FEELING WHATSOEVER in your manhood. I, sadly did not know this at the time, so i was having sex for well over an hour, and, after we (eventually) finished i obviously took her home and went to bed, to discover the next morining, i had a lovely friction burn on the ridge of my bell-end. Sore to the touch, hell even giving it a mean look hurt!

Moral of this story....i like stories :P x x
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#19
Thats some pretty nasty shit.

Never jizz in a chicks mouth if she has braces, because all that cum will get stuck in them and if she tries to kiss you...ugh...

Never had a panifull experience but I did fart once while banging a chick...she didnt care for it very much.
#21
Quote by Ubershall404
Man, I would rather jack off alone in my room than have that happen!



+1 My hand won't cut my penis in half.
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#22
Quote by Robert_Terry

Moral of this story....i like stories :P x x


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#23
the worst i had was some girl wasgoin down on me and SHE BIT ME!!not hard but enough to be like OWZ WTF
#27
omfg that rele sux

i have a non sex related story

one time my friends ex was at school and he got his dick stuck in his zipper.....it was bleeding rele bad and had to miss last period to go with the gym teacher to get all fixed up...i felt bad for him but i was to busy laughing to show my sympathy
#28
Quote by Ubershall404
Man, I would rather jack off alone in my room than have that happen!


Agreed!
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#29
Quote by timesharescam
this chick with braces was sucking me off, and when i, withdrew, i got snaged. lots of blood, cum, spit, painfull, hard to clean, had to wrap my wang in a coton bandage thing. i actualy have a small scar. any way share your pain. what happened to YOU?

Fuck, I feel for you man.
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#31
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+1 My hand won't cut my penis in half.


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#32
Quote by timesharescam
this chick with braces was sucking me off, and when i, withdrew, i got snaged. lots of blood, cum, spit, painfull, hard to clean, had to wrap my wang in a coton bandage thing. i actualy have a small scar. any way share your pain. what happened to YOU?


Then dont get a blow job off ugly betty
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#33
Quote by *Juno*
+1

Why do you want to see pics of his bloody ****? What the **** is wrong with you kids?
#34
Quote by Archaon
Why do you want to see pics of his bloody ****? What the **** is wrong with you kids?

we get to laugh at him some more?
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#35
I got a severe "rug burn" from a handjob once. Dear shit that hurts. It was so tender for like, a week and a half. It was worst when I was walking and it would rub against my boxers or jeans. Oh, even the memory hurts.
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#36
I asked my friend how a party the night before had gone. The conversation went like this:

Me: So, how was the party?
Him: Yeah it was cool, I got head of that Katie girl.
Me: Score, nice one.
Him: Yeah... although there was a little too much... teeth.
Me: *laughs for ages*


You also need to remember that EVERY girl who isn't a virgin has had a painful sexual experience. I feel sorry for them, sex hurting would suck pretty bad.
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#37
Quote by Godly Moose
Edward Scissor Hands?




man that guy must have been p*ssed off

*feels horny*

*home circumcision*

*infection*

*genital herpes*

i havent had any pain so to speak...but i have had the rejection, and that hurt my pride, and my confidence
#39
Quote by captainkurt
you fuckers will beleive anything


Don't come in here and act like Johnny Raincloud. Even if it didn't happen it's still cheap entertainment...
#40
Quote by ParticleManTMBG
What age of girls are you being sucked off by, 12 year olds?


I know 16 year olds with braces...