#1
Yeah, so post some limericks here.

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept his whore in a cave
She had one tit
And her face looked like shit
But think of the money he saved
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Last edited by Sanctus Ignis at Feb 18, 2007,
#4
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How did he save money...?


because she had less to offer i guess she was cheaper?
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#5
There was an old lady from Wheeling,
who had a funny feeling
she laid on her back,
and tickled her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling

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G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

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You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


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#6
^By not hiring a slut
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#7
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
While wiping his chin
He thought with a grin
If his ear was a pussy he could fuck it
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#8
i always wondered how the actual "There once was a man from nantuket" went. You hear the first line on tv all the time.
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#9
There once was a lovely pit
but now it's all turned to shit.
While exiting the thread,
I spot up ahead
More threads for me to hit.
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#10
This is one I wrote for a grade 10 English class...

My best friend once had a goat.
He took it out on a boat.
The goat was old,
Could not take the cold,
He should have brought it a coat.

If that is not a work of genius, I don't know what is.

-Jacques
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#11
Quote by jac_murphy
This is one I wrote for a grade 10 English class...

My best friend once had a goat.
He took it out on a boat.
The goat was old,
Could not take the cold,
He should have brought it a coat.

If that is not a work of genius, I don't know what is.

-Jacques


That's genious, Jac.
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#12
There once was a kid in my class
Who's balls were made out of brass
And in stormy weather
He'd bang them together
And sparks would fly out of his ass.
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#13
I showed my friend these and we made a round robin style one in like 10 seconds.


so once there was this guy
he took a shit on a pie
and when his wife got home
she said in an indignent tone
gimme a piece of that pie

Is that good for being made in like 10 seconds?
"Imagine all the people, sharing all the world"
-John Lennon
#14
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I showed my friend these and we made a round robin style one in like 10 seconds.


so once there was this guy
he took a shit on a pie
and when his wife got home
she said in an indignent tone
gimme a piece of that pie

Is that good for being made in like 10 seconds?

I'll give it to ya.
hai guize join mah gr00pz plz kthx:

#15
I have been to limerick
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#16
Where is the limelick thread?
I would like to lick some limes and talk about it.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
lime is a great accompany taste. like lime juice with virtually anything is amazing
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#20
There once was a shiny brown turd
Whose condition was very absurd
He was a poop
who was stuck in a loop
There once was shiny brown turd
#21
found this classic

A sexy young maiden named Jill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil
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#22
^That's some beautiful poetry.

There once was a doctor named Kay
Whose patient was very okay.
'Could you please say 'aaah'?
I need to check out your jaw.'
But the patient only said 'aaay '
#23
The Pit had a Golden Age,
That to oldies is all the rage.
But back then the Pit,
Was really just shit,
As evident by the first half of this page.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.