#1
seeing as how wikihow and webMD werent of any help, i figured the best place for advice would be the pit.

i have chapped lips and need to know the best way to soothe them w/out chapstick or lip balm. its 10 o clock here and my mom is already asleep, i dont know where the chapstick is. all i need is something to make them not hurt as bad until morning, when i can get my hands on some blistex. thanks folks.
#2
Go outside into the freezing cold and rub lemons all over your lips. That should work.
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#3
the search button will help unchap your lips
once you find the other thread, using the search button
or lick your lips and kiss a cold pole
#4
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Go outside into the freezing cold and rub lemons all over your lips. That should work.
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#5
Not much you can do without chapstick. Just try not to lick your lips or keep rubbing them. Try to get your mind off of it. Jerk off or something.
#6
Lick your lips.
Drink orange juice.
Drink lemon juice.
Lick your lips.
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#7
Chapped lips means your body is dehydrated. Do I need to tell you how to solve that?

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#9
Carmax. Got chapped lips? Making out with your girl getting sloppy? Use Carmax. It tastes like chicken almost.
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#10
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Chapped lips means your body is dehydrated. Do I need to tell you how to solve that?

You know what they say, you can bring an idiot to water, but you can't make him drink.


right i get it. and thanks for not being a dumbass
#11
Quote by mr.screwdriver
Not much you can do without chapstick. Just try not to lick your lips or keep rubbing them. Try to get your mind off of it. Jerk off or something.


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#12
licking ur lips is a bad idea... it'll only make ur lips more dry and more chapped after a while... the most effective thing is....
#15
Oh, and Carmax = Carmex. For future refrence, man. and yeah, like the dehydrated guy said, just drink water. it will take a little longer than chapstick, but it's worth it in the long run.
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CLOSE MINDED DEGENERATE

TAKE UP WOOD CARVING
HELL EVEN BALL ROOM DANCING

BUT DO NOT DROP YOUR SEED IN YOUR UNDER ROOS
OR EVEN WORSE.......A SOCK


not only do i agree, im going to sig that.

and yeah im just gonna drink water until i can find some blistex or something
#17
put dog shit on your lips, you wont get chapped lips again
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