#1
Omg help give me somethin to talk to a chick with fast go go go !!!!!!!!!!!!
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#3
Tell her you have a 4 inch penis.
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#5
tell her you love her. that always works
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#6
Her.
Alvarez dreadnought
Gibson SG
EC-1000
Homemade Strat (seymour duncan classic stack p/ups)
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Avatar V30 4x12 cab
#7
music, school, art, poetry, friends, etc.


and sex. always a winner
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#11
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I always hated the lightning round...

Wow, I don't even recognize you anymore. What have those mods done to you, Little Johnny?!
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#12
Quote by Soul Power
Wow, I don't even recognize you anymore. What have those mods done to you, Little Johnny?!


Wachu talkin' bout?
#13
school classes, Has she chosen them yet. Has she seen any good movies, books. Find common ground in music taste.
#15
people always say talk about her but like wat about her i doon't get it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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Yes, that's why it has big fangs, for tickling you with.

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The banker has proposed an offer of FOUR BJ's...lucky911charms, Deal, or No deal?
#16
Quote by lucky911charms
people always say talk about her but like wat about her i doon't get it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!


When ever you get confused about chicks, just tell her to do a barrel roll! Works like a charm...
#17
i have an extra testicle, would you like to see it
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#20
Music!
Call me Sean
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He's just trying to protect our innocence.


Yes i am
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Your flirting powers are incredible.



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#21
ask her opinion on... Abortion, then strongly disagree with what ever her answer is.
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#22
Music, movies, school, work. Theres some starting points and then just wherever the conversation goes. Find out her interests, and if any of them match yours talk about that.
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#24
Quote by happytimeharry
When ever you get confused about chicks, just tell her to do a barrel roll! Works like a charm...


sigged, and its true
#26
tell her, her eyes are pretty, then kindly ask if you may touch them
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
#27
Quote by BlackList666
tell her, her eyes are pretty, then kindly ask if you may touch them




Made me think of Ace Ventura 2 when he's torturing that one guy by pressing his eye in and out...
#28
whatever she wants to talk about






I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THAT... I HAD... uh... UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A PORCUPINE
#29
Quote by happytimeharry
When ever you get confused about chicks, just tell her to do a barrel roll! Works like a charm...


...starfox!?!

greatest. game. ever.
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#30
tell her make her boobs stop staring at your eyes, makes for a fun conversation
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
#31
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tell her make her boobs stop staring at your eyes


haha +1
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#33
Tell that chick you have the most potent bird seed it'll ever feast upon!
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#34
but in all seriousness id just go with the weather one
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
#35
...soo.....how bout them dodgers..bad season aye?
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid