#1
I officially give you the absolute worst band EVER!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=159864034

Seriously. It's so horrible, that's it's good. I laughed so hard, that I honestly think I could buy the album if they released it.

You can even download the track.



(DISCLAIMER: Not me. My friend showed me this).
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#5
Nah, Complete are worse. This band actually sound like most death metal, as it's all just noise anyway, in my opinion. At least Complete's singer pioneered a whole new singing technique.
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#6
Wow...

It's like listening to a retarded bear trying to catch a fish, recorded on a crappy microphone, then put through an Audacity session led by a five-year-old version of Hellen Keller.

EDIT: Does anyone have a link to Complete's site? I haven't heard them yet.
#8
^You lol'd? I lol'd, lmfao'd, rofl'd, THEN downloaded the track and put it on my iTunes. No lie.



Quote by Smokey Amp
Nah, Complete are worse. This band actually sound like most death metal, as it's all just noise anyway, in my opinion. At least Complete's singer pioneered a whole new singing technique.


Yea, true, that whole "BLAGARAGHRAGAFOOTRAGAGAHRAGAGGOOGA!!!!" thing REALLY hit me hard, and I think I'll incorporate in my next song.

But Quintessence has a point, the recording quality is amazing, it could reign in a whole new generation of fantastic audio.
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#9
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I think this is a joke.

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At least I hope it is.
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#10
Quote by Smokey Amp
Nah, Complete are worse. This band actually sound like most death metal, as it's all just noise anyway, in my opinion. At least Complete's singer pioneered a whole new singing technique.


whats complete?
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#11
hey can someone post a link to complete? i'm always up for a good horrible myspace band bashing.
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#12
Quote by fallenangel20
^You lol'd? I lol'd, lmfao'd, rofl'd, THEN downloaded the track and put it on my iTunes. No lie.




Yea, true, that whole "BLAGARAGHRAGAFOOTRAGAGAHRAGAGGOOGA!!!!" thing REALLY hit me hard, and I think I'll incorporate in my next song.

But Quintessence has a point, the recording quality is amazing, it could reign in a whole new generation of fantastic audio.


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#13
^hahahahahahaI have GOT to download that vid. My side hurts from laughing just THINKING about it.

Man, these bands have made my year so far.

they're going to be bigger than Fall Out Boy in no time.

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whats complete?


Search "Complete: Behind the Music" in thread titles, or soemthing close, and you should get a thread. 30 minutes of pure enjoyment.

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#14
um...........im still confused about what i just heard? animal plant with drums...kinda sounds like theres a pie pan in the set
#15
Well, they know they're bad, they were just messing around having fun, at least they weren't actually trying, now THAT would be sad.
#17
Quote by Bair
um...........im still confused about what i just heard? animal plant with drums...kinda sounds like theres a pie pan in the set




Now that you mention it, it kinda does.

EDIT:

Complete: Behind the Music

It's 30 minutes long, so turn back now if you don't have the time, but it is CERTAINLY worth the time.

I love it.
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Last edited by fallenangel20 at Feb 19, 2007,
#18
sounds like: RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! CHOMP!!!

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#19
Wow, the best part is that one of their songs is called Sounds Like a Toilet. Irony much?
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Quote by fallenangel20
^You lol'd? I lol'd, lmfao'd, rofl'd, THEN downloaded the track and put it on my iTunes. No lie.


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#25
Quote by fallenangel20


Now that you mention it, it kinda does.

EDIT:

Complete: Behind the Music

It's 30 minutes long, so turn back now if you don't have the time, but it is CERTAINLY worth the time.

I love it.



If I wasn't so sick ATM this would have given me the biggest laugh of this year, Thanks.
Last edited by Scarlatti at Feb 19, 2007,