#1
i was told blue balls is when some one... "plays with your toys" and doesnt finish... and its painful. Is this true? cause it happened tonight and my lima beans hurt like a mother...
#3
You know why they call them blue balls?

Because they're sad.
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#4
Already did... it went away a little bit but damn... i didnt think that would actually happen...
#5
blue balls: when you havea build of of secretions in your testitcals, and they lose oxygen and it causes them to hurt and turn slightly blue, just wank it'll go away
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#7
there not suposed to be blue?
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#8
Why do they turn blue?
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#10
I've heard of it but never really knew anything about it, please, elaborate on your balls.
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That's wierd.

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#12
I wonder what blue man group would have to say about this.
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#13
All the info you will ever need on balls.
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That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#14
i've heard of blue balls. it's true, it's not harmful though.
my balls hurt whenever i try to jerk off more than once in a day.
#15
I found that site on blue balls quite insightful Mr. Cheese, thank you.
#16
its when you have a boner for while and all the bloood stays in your dick
something like that

"The general term pelvic congestion"
#17
Why you are very welcome, Next week we will cover testicular cancer and crooked penises, Be safe and always, always, get extra sauce on your pizza.
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That's wierd.

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#18
I've had it before. It's not pleasant but then you can think about what you did with that chick and it'll take your mind off of it.
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#19
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i've heard of blue balls. it's true, it's not harmful though.
my balls hurt whenever i try to jerk off more than once in a day.



That's not blue ball, that's bruising from you testicles slappping around.


I've had blueball, it was one of the most excruciating pains of my life. Me and my ex were shagging in her spa, i went as hard as i could to finish quickly because there were like 20 people running around her house at the time. I didn't come, but i couldn't walk for the next hour.
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#20
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#21
I was thinking about this the other day when I Somehow got on the topic of it;
For someone who has had their tubes tied, would having sex not give you the biggest case of blue balls in the history of the fucking world?
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#23
they dont actually turn blue, at least mine never have.but it hurts really really bad. my ex used to leave before um...fingering my fretboard...so to speak. it hurts for a few hours and i couldnt really walk well. people say stuff like "jerk off ftw!!" but that doesnt help much either.
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#24
You poor blue ballers... Does it hurt that bad?
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That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#25
I never realised this was real. I thought it was something men say to get sympathy and free sexual favours.
#26
Never had someone mean enough to do it to me..
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#27
I think I read a book sometime that had some guy who ****ed a chick because he told her his balls were blue and she had to help him, the chick got pregnant, kinda dumb.
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That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#28
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#29
Really?

Anyway, anyone ever have their penis hurt like you have a urinary tract infection and it last like 5 seconds when you are not peeing? That just happened to me and has happened before too.
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That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#31
ya know what about blue balls? Thats how girls feel like on their period so STFU.
What like they need to get laid :P?
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#32
blue balls sucks.

but doesnt last forever....

i had it..and now its gone
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#33
It's when you get relaly horny, and your testicales and what not get engorged with blood, and you are supposed to come whcih releaseds the pressure and everything goes back to normal. If you don't come then it hurts for a while, and paprenlt yit can look slightly blue. myself, i've neve noticed the blue, but it is an annnoying pain.
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#34
Blue balls are indeed awful. But in my experience, the results of *ahem* "dealing" with the affliction are so impressive as to make it all worthwhile.
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#35
I've gotten them, and once I had to sneak back into my house while I had them, I pulled my groin while climbing through the window...I couldn't walk well for days
#36
Wait, you mean balls aren't supposed to be blue?

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#38
How long does it last?


I've thankfully never been in the situation
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