#1
whats the most embarising thing you have ever done that you can remember?
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#6
I once stood on a big statue in the middle of the street and stripped naked shouting about Gorilla conspiracies.
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#7
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i once killed someone with a bright purple dildo.

stop playing GTA


oh and, caught masturbating ?
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#8
tried to make out that one of my friends was pregnant but just made out that she was seriously fat. in front of the whole class. and the girl.
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#9
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stop playing GTA


oh and, caught masturbating ?



lol who caught you?
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#10
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tried to make out that one of my friends was pregnant but just made out that she was seriously fat. in front of the whole class. and the girl.
Lol, a Home Depot employee once asked my mom how "far along" was she, and she replied with a "". She wasn't pregnant
#12
Got my own jizz thrown at me in front of my entire school


BEAT THAT
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#13
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Got my own jizz thrown at me in front of my entire school


BEAT THAT

Beat what? oO
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#15
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Beat what? oO


My joy-stick.
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#17
In kindergarden I pissed in my pants when I was sitting with my boyfriend on the playground, because well, I had to piss.
I had to stay in school for like 3 more hours and everyone noticed.

I started my cycle in gym class for the first time in 5th grade while we were doing squats...
And I wasn't the first to notice.

Etc. etc.
#18
I don't know which moment to choose, but I remember meeting my uncle's girlfriend for the first time and spilling coca cola all over her cat.

I'm obviously good at first impressions
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#19
This isn't mine, but it's still pretty funny.

My friend, while playing basketball(varsity, in front of the whole school), got her period. The coach, for some reason couldn't figure it out and was like "Where is the blood from?" thinking she was injured. So she had to basically yell "IT'S COMING FROM ME!"

I wasnt there, but I've heard it enough times to retell it.
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