#1
my girlfriend called me a see you next tueday after i touched her ass...
what the hell is a see you next tuesday?
I don't like as i lay dying
#4
Well obviously, she wants you to water her ficus.
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#8
Quote by aild2006
whyzzz?



Cause they are dry and starting to wilt, if you don't do it soon, then the mexicans will take over.
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#9
C-U-Next-Tuesday.
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#11
what does touching my girlfriend ass has to do with a ficus?
and mexicans?
I don't like as i lay dying
#12
C
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Next
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#13
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Aww man, why did you have to tell him...

yeah he ****ing ruined this thread
I don't like as i lay dying
#14
Quote by aild2006
what does touching my girlfriend ass has to do with a ficus?
and mexicans?


Well, obviously she cares about her ficus. Thus, she needs some kind heart to look after it while she's away. Naturally, as stereo-types show us, Mexicans are great at handling stuff, and doing manual labour.
#15
Quote by Metal-X
Well obviously, she wants you to water her ficus.


I laughed so ****ing hard after reading that.
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#16
Quote by aild2006
yeah he ****ing ruined this thread



Damn, I was on a roll too.

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#17
The c word retard.
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#18
Quote by Metal-X
Well obviously, she wants you to water her ficus.


Lmao


Quote by Metal-X
Cause they are dry and starting to wilt, if you don't do it soon, then the mexicans will take over.



Rofl
#19
See you, auntie.
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#20
Quote by Metal-X
Damn, I was on a roll too.

(With extra butter on the side!)

Metal-X i love you!
I don't like as i lay dying
#21
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Damn, I was on a roll too.

(With extra butter on the side!)


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#22


Quote:
Originally Posted by Metal-X
Well obviously, she wants you to water her ficus.


Lmao



Quote:
Originally Posted by Metal-X
Cause they are dry and starting to wilt, if you don't do it soon, then the mexicans will take over.



Rofl


haha

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#25
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*Buh-dum-chh*

it's doo dooo chhhhhhhhhh for the record

oh yeah Clincher09, see you next tuesday.....

#27
It's cunt right?

She called him a cunt?

I like this thread guyz! lol cuntz

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#29
I lawl'd.
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#31
Quote by Keef-is-king
would you like it to be waterred mister Blake?

Yes please but you must wear a sombrero during the watering as it is scared of african americans.
#33
Quote by Keef-is-king
ah, but I am allergic to sombreros, they cause a massive chalupa shaped rash in my anus.

Damn...well how about maracas?
#35
how did my thread get turned into a thread about dirty mexicans?
I don't like as i lay dying
#36
Quote by aild2006
how did my thread get turned into a thread about dirty mexicans?


Who said anything about them being dirty?

You racist, stereo-typing piece-of-shit.
#37
Quote by The Casualty
Who said anything about them being dirty?

You racist, stereo-typing piece-of-shit.

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#38
Quote by The Casualty
Who said anything about them being dirty?

You racist, stereo-typing piece-of-shit.

im mexican bitch!
and im dirty...
I don't like as i lay dying