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#1
Right now mines gotta be 'Nobber'

Post your favourite insult here.
I s'pose 2 word insults would pass aswell.
#2
This probably isn't going to go so well...

I like to call people douches.
#3
i like most cuss words.






I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THAT... I HAD... uh... UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A PORCUPINE
#4
i use "shit" in my regular dialogue.
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#6
i like to call people pricks lately. its short, and somewhat powerfull.
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#7
my neice (who is about 4) always says "shut you f*ck up"...
i probably shouldnt encourage her by laughing like i do but its hilarious...
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#8
I really think "cunt" is underrated. It needs more recognition.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#9
Quote by bigwillie
I really think "cunt" is underrated. It needs more recognition.


I agree, along with ass-hat.
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#11
c.u.n.t. is my favorite
its definition is female related
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#12
i like twat.
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#13
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i like twat.


so do I, but my favourite is probably douche
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#14
i've been using dick breath a lot lately
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#15
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I agree, along with ass-hat.


I agree, I call everyone ass-hat...
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duarte, you're a jerk.


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Hmm...a fugly, bimbo, blonde, rich, boring, mooching, waste of blood and organs, d*ck munching, talentless, sponging c*nt in prison?

One down...
#17
i like douche...and douche bag...
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#18
I use fuck excessively. I use it to convey a lot of different emotions.
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#19
Fucklord. Don't ask how I got it.
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#20
Squiggly Spooge

its in invader zim and its a favorite of mine for beerpong insults
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Hey you look kind of like me.

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I'm jealous.
#23
don't have one but if i need to insult someone
i just threaten them by saying i'll snap off their ****
#28
Although I shouldn't, I sometimes use 'nigga' as a derogatory word.

Other than that,

FU
CK
#30
tooty-****in'-fruity.

i dont say it often, i just think the devil's rejects is a good flick and its not my fave either.

c*nt rot is pretty bad though.
#32
Right now i use "rat *insert normal cuss word*" eg. rat basterd, rat fucker, rat cunt ect. ect. It really gives the words a lot more meaning, but i only use them when i actually want to offend someone.
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#35
Often on xbox live i'll call people Cheese-faces. Yup. Or if im really mad, ****in cheese-face.
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#37
Quote by bigwillie
I really think "cunt" is underrated. It needs more recognition.




Along with cockwadler.
#40
you poopy, no mine's
you stupid mother****ing cockbitting douchish prick
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it's "I moan" backwards
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