#1
are they better than masturbating? cause i masturbate regularly so i never have any wet dreams and i was considering trying to stop for a while and see if i get any. i would imagine it would feel better and more realistic.
#2
Yes. But no damage control.

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Yes. But no damage control.


yeah, they better but.....you ruin your boxers..
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If you drown, they're not fun. I had a wet dream once... I was sailing the seven seas in a pirate ship!

Oh, THOSE wet dreams! I had a wet dream once... I was sailing the seven seas in a pirate ship... and I came.
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If you drown, they're not fun. I had a wet dream once... I was sailing the seven seas in a pirate ship!

Oh, THOSE wet dreams! I had a wet dream once... I was sailing the seven seas in a pirate ship... and I came.

Usually I LQTM (laugh quietly to myself) but this time I actually LOL'd! Funny!

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#8
Can't say I've ever remembered having the wet dream, it only happened once. And I can't say that it ever felt that great because I was asleep, lol. It's just one of those moments where you wake and you're like, "WTF happened! Damnit...."
#9
i havent ever had one i dont think....


i whack it waaaaaay too much
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i havent ever had one i dont think....


i whack it waaaaaay too much


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#13
I think of only wet dreamt once in my life, it was wierd to say the least, shame I woke up really
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#15
well you cant go to bed thinking of having a wet dream and have one.... unless your jesus... or umm idk...


anywho the chance of a wet dream is the only reason i sleep
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Why dont you just get laid.... It feels alot better then jerking your gerkin.....
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#17
never had 1...
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#18
...so I saw this thread and Im like LMAO but I have to say this, LUCID sex dreams are the BEST, you have total control over what happens, I remember this one time I was chasing these naked twins around the tree and they climbed up so I go up after them, we get back down and we have sex, this was a lucid dream (meaning I could do what I wanted I could control my dream) so I did alot of things to those twin sisters, and when I woke up I was the saddest man, I even tried to fall back asleep and have the dream again LOL!

but TBH I have never woke up with spooge in my boxers, I just have sex dreams THEN wake up and make myself spooge (sometimes......most times)

its my theory that 'wet dreams' are horny ghosts molesting you as you sleep
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Why dont you just get laid.... It feels alot better then jerking your gerkin.....


this is ug, do you think even half of this site's population has a chance to get laid?
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well you cant go to bed thinking of having a wet dream and have one.... unless your jesus... or umm idk...


anywho the chance of a wet dream is the only reason i sleep

I managed that by watching porn and then going to sleep right away
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if you sleep in the nude you wont ruin bedware
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#23
Back when i was 13/14 i had a few of them. One time, my family were staying with relitivies for about a week so i could wank. And as a result after about the 5th day i had a wet dream. fucken pain in the arse trying to explain how i ended up running out of boxers by the end of the trip. I managed to convice mum that she miscounted when she packed.
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LMFAO!!! I've never just laughed so hard after reading that. haha...then again I shouldn't laugh at my fellow UGer's, even though the majority of the people are under the age of 18, so most likely not getting laid anyways. Oh well...
#25
Just incase you guys didn't know (it doesn't seem like most of you do), a wet dream is not always when you dream about sex, sometimes your body just releases it to get rid of the excess (which most of you probably have little to spair due to "self appreciation" habits). Whenever I have an actual sex dream, I always get woken up by something in the middle! One time I almost yelled at my little brother or whoever woke me up, that would be fun to explain to the family.......
#26
wet dreams are basically for those people who shake their leg out of sexual frustration, i.e. most people.
#27
hmm, do you think if i put porn on repeat all night while i slept, that it would induce a wet dream?
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hmm, do you think if i put porn on repeat all night while i slept, that it would induce a wet dream?

Tried it. The answer is no.

Then again I do whack it 5-6 times a day given the oppurtunity.
#29
what the hell is a lucid dream... how do you get one
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#30
A majority of my dreams are lucid, and I never have those kinda thoughts, so I've never had a wet dream. I don't masturbate either...Am I gonna blow up one day? I'm scared.
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