#1
How not to make waffles:
Step 1: destroy poland
Step 2: salt the earth on which poland was born
Step 3: destroy any evidence that poland ever existed
Step 4: destroy any evidence that poland ever existed
Step 5: you do not talk about the fight club
Step 6: burn waffles.

And on that topic, how to not eat toast:
Step 1: stick fork in toaster.
Step 2: REMOVE safety switch
Step 3: use metal fork
Step 4: TURN TOASTER ON
Step 5: hold fork
Step 6: add salt, serves 4

someone continue please.
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#2
How not to make a T.V -
1. Avoid making a T.V in all points at your life.
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#4
How not to reply:
Step 1: masturbate furiously
Step 2: search for tissues
Step 3: use rabbit as tissue
Step 4: dry clean rabbit
Step 5: bury rabbit, organise funeral
Step 6: buy tissues
Step 7: make bad post.
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#5
How not to: Have everyone on UG laughing at you.

1. Don't make stupid videos and put them on Youtube.

2. Don't come on this forum whining about it.

3. Don't continue whining about it!
#6
how not to be clever:
step 1: get bored
step 2: your girlfriend dumps you and your friends hate you
step 3: make crappy topic on ug
step 4: attempt to be funny
step 5: nobody thinks your funny
step 6: attempt to be funny anyway
#7
How not to eat cheese -

1. Drop ur pants and cry.
2. Slaughter ur sisters pet bunny.
3. Laugh through the tears.
4. Smother ur sister.
5. Swallow the cheese without chewing it.
#8
how to be shedlight:
step 1: create a time machine and go back in time
step 2: **** your mother.
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#9
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how to be shedlight:
step 1: create a time machine and go back in time
step 2: **** your mother.


already done

and your still not any funnier
#10
but i'm soo satisfied.


how to be shedlight:
Step 1: create an annoying glow
Step 2: buzz annoyingly.

shed lights suck. why can shed's use better lights than fluros. fluros ****ing suck.
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#11
I love you Joel
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LesPaulMarshalls ace!
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LesPaulMarshall, you friggin rock!
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It's pretty hard to find someone as hardcore as Tom. The race for hardcore supremacy would be pretty close but i think Tom's got his nose just in front for now...
#14
How to make love to tom:
Step 1: buy pink rubber gloves
Step 2: buy astroglide
Step 3: **** ******* *** ******
Step 4: ******* ** **** ***** ******* *** *** *****
Step 5: ** ***** ****** ** *** ****** ***** *****
Step 6: wipe up
Step 7: light a smoke
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#15
on, and if someone warns me for this thread, can you email me on my hotmail address since every other time you've warned me the email hasn't gone through.

killswitch1516@hotmail.com

just incase.


on topic: get on topic people.
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#17
*deletes thread*
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There is the possibility that I may have or may or may not have gone or not gone into the danger zone.


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I love you Joel
#18
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How to make love to tom:
Step 1: buy pink rubber gloves
Step 2: buy astroglide
Step 3: **** ******* *** ******
Step 4: ******* ** **** ***** ******* *** *** *****
Step 5: ** ***** ****** ** *** ****** ***** *****
Step 6: wipe up
Step 7: light a smoke

I lol'd
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It's pretty hard to find someone as hardcore as Tom. The race for hardcore supremacy would be pretty close but i think Tom's got his nose just in front for now...
#19
How not to make waffles:
Step 1: destroy poland
Step 2: salt the earth on which poland was born
Step 3: destroy any evidence that poland ever existed
Step 4: destroy any evidence that poland ever existed
Step 5: you do not talk about the fight club
Step 6: burn waffles.
QUOTE]

Is it me or does this sound very much like Hitler in WW II...hmm...something fishy there. Or maybe it's just me.
#20
hey, i just plain don't like poland. ask goobs, they are now my sworn enemys.
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#21
How not to exist:

Step 1: You're already fucked
Step 2: Even more so now.
Step 3: Holy shit dude, you seriously cannot win.
Step 4: Profit
Step 6: Enjoy youre freshly cooked hamsters.
#22
Quote by joel_grieve
hey, i just plain don't like poland. ask goobs, they are now my sworn enemys.


he's not lying. the polish will suffer at joels hand.
#23
Still a lil weird, but oh well. I'll have no part in mass genocide. The waffles part is just weird, but then again i guess the point is to be doing something totally random and opposite, or maybe i just don't get what the hell this game is about.
#28
How Not To Procrastinate:

1.


(saw a similar joke on a t-shirt..twas pretty funny)
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